About Me
 

 

I got these shades from a crackerbox...
I don’t have a body you know… In real life, I am only a bodiless head

Ok... I am revamping my site, so it may look a little tacky for a bit... but like I said before this is myyyyyyyyy page so tuff. ;þ

This particular page was made for fun, so it isnt practical, logical, or useful in any way... so if you are looking for non-nonsense bits, you are in the wrong place buster.

I have verbal diarrhea and I am PROUD of it so there! ;þ

Wherefore art I?

Well, I was born in the year of the Ox (muuuhhh) {that also explains my 'preoccupation' ;) with cows }, in a tiny village of Klang here (near the KL sign down there) in the tropical Malaysian peninsula.

For those interested in my country, click ---> HERE ... or you can even click on our daily local cyberpaper The Star.

Being a nice considerate, kind, person that I am, I had originally decided that I would only have _ONE_ page, because I knew how long it took to load many pages, especially if you had only a 14.4 bps modem.

However, since discovering my inate talent and superior  intelligence in designing homepages *koffkoffhackhack* (head grows bigger, nose grows longer) I have decided to burden you further by putting FRAMES (horror music in the background) ... and ... and... and... MANY PAGES!

Lookit meeeeeee!!

Whateth art I?

My name? Well, I am thinking of changing my name officially to 'Your Royal Highness' ... but Dad wouldn't allow it :( 

Anyway, I am called Lim Pei Mun, 'Terminator' sometimes (when I crash PCs or Servers) 'Gnincompoop' and 'Gnitwit' at others (need I explain?) and I am the dotter of my parents ... obviously.

... unless some UFOean comes and claims me as One Of Them... which would explain quite a few things actually hmmm... *ponder*.

Me izza non-hairy one
Dog, Rug. and
Me thinking of dog soup. (j/k!!!)

;P My favourite things? Why the heck do _YOU_ care? Oh... you're bored and you don't have a life?? Well... ok then... my favourite activity...

Making people's lives miserable >:) MuHAhahah ... *koff* I think I am short of one screw.

Why was I born? I have no idea, possibly to cause chaos and make some people wish THEY weren't born ;) Or maybe there aren't enuff ijuts in the world, and I was put here to repopulate them :))

What I worketh Aseth.

I am a Self-Certified Computer Nerdette, and working as a Network Engineer in a computer firm. :Þ I plan, implement, set up, configure, and (this is the tuff part) troubleshoot Microsoft Backoffice products .

I have also juuuuust completed my MCSE certification (YESS!!! THREE CHEERS FOR ME!!! HIP HIP HOOOORAY! Well.. maybe just one is enuff, but feel free to cheer on my behalf :)). Check out my MCSE page. Worth visiting if you're thinking of upgrading yourself.

Things I doeth when I am not Workingeth.

I LUVE to clunk around with PCs, and I love my job, cuz I get to experiment lotsa stuff. But on the hobby side, I like to surf a lot, and sometimes I IRC too, when phone bill and time permits. I enjoy writing very very much, write long emails to my internet pals. ;)

Sometimes, when my umm creative juices seem to flow (either that or its just that I've had far too much chilli for dinner) I can sit down and pen, or in this case, type some short stories and articles.

I absolutely love reading and writing, and my fav authors include ASIMOV (!!! Absoulute FAVOURTEST!!!), Piers Anthony (Another SF&F legend), Agatha Christie (grandmother of murder mysteries), Erle Stanley Gardner, Peter O'Donnel, oh and lots. Too many to mention here :)

Zis is still under construction wurk wurk wurk...... to be updated as soon as my creative uh juices starts to flow again... hmm maybe I could speed that up by eating some curry chikin...

My Family

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If you have any comments, or want to add a link or anything, especially if the link I display here is down and out please feel free to email me at foogy@geocities.com
Copyrighted 1997 Lim Pei Mun
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Last updated : 8 April 1998

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