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	0N10N 4|2M4D4 0WNZ J00!!!11!!!1!1!!1 "While other bands try to make music, we try to get popular, then make music." --Aaron

Congratulations to the winners of the 2003 Grant Rydell Certificates of Awesomenss. Their names are Brianne, Charles, Ryan, Jennifer, Dave, and Kenzie. A full listing of what the won will be made later, but for now, that's all they get.

Happy New Year! Oh.. shit, a few days late. You get the idea still, right?

A few new logo graphics on The Daily gRant page! Maybe a new rant too, I can't really remember. And I finally put my member bio up; you can view it here.

A note to people who got here by going to "onionarmada.cjb.net": try to get used to the new site address being "onionarmada.netfirms.com". You'll wind up here either way, but there are some bugs that you'll encounter if you use "onionarmada.cjb.net" Email me if you want more specifics.

Added some new endorsements, and Grant finally provided us with a new rant. onionarmada.cjb.net now officially points to this site, making the new graphics and such official. Or something. I don't know. Ask Aaron.

Alrighty. New site deisgn and new URL...finally got off my lazy ass and submitted the site to a few search engines as well. Still experimenting with graphics for the different pages, so maybe eventually the site will be completely up and running.

For now, the only thing that's updated more than once a week seems to be The Daily gRant, so be sure to check that out.

Hey! As you may have noticed, we havn’t updated the site once in about 4 months! Cool! Well, we finally got rid of that ESSAY from the front page, but we still have it located HERE. Not a whole lot else. Oh yeah, Mike, the Roadie kid, he’s dead. Or in the Navy. I always forget which one. Either way, we wish him well.

On to bigger and greater things now! Having musical problems (such as sisters taking back required instruments, and not being employed enough to buy new ones), we have pushed back the recording of our first album a little. Never fear! It will come! Since we have this break, we are all writing some music, and whatever else comes to mind, which includes a brand new feature that I am deciding to start, it’s called “THE DAILY gRANT,” and you can check out the first installment now! Right here! or here! how about here! That’s all. Bye now!

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