| Movie/File Name | Sound Bite | File Size |
| 2001: A Space Odyssey | ||
| CantDoIt.wav | HAL: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." | 52KB |
| DontWory.wav | HAL: "I wouldn't worry about that" | 23KB |
| Entitled.wav | HAL: "I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question." | 45KB |
| HALisOK.wav | HAL: "I'm completely operational and all my systems are functioning perfectly." |
192KB |
| HALMail.wav | HAL: "There is a message for you." | 7KB |
| Puzzling.wav | HAL: "It's puzzling. I don't think I've ever seen anything like this before." |
69KB |
| Stars.wav | Dave: "My God! It's full of stars!" | 29KB |
| TakaPill.wav | HAL: "I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over." |
130KB |
| WhatDave.wav | HAL: "Just what do you think you're doing Dave?" (Great for the Windows Shutdown event) |
117KB |
| Animal House | ||
| 7Years.wav | John Belushi: "Seven years of college down the drain ... " | 37KB |
| DblSecrt.wav | Dean Wormer: "Then as of now ... they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!" |
35KB |
| DrinkHvy.wav | John Belushi: "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." | 44KB |
| Eeeuuu.wav | The sorority girls: "Eeeuuu!!!" | 13KB |
| FoodFite.wav | John Belushi: "Food Fight!" | 21KB |
| GregSoft.wav | "Greg honey ... is it SUPPOSED to be this soft?" | 25KB |
| HolyShit.wav | John Belushi: "Holy SHIT!!!" | 17KB |
| Being There | ||
| Jackass.wav | Chauncey's maid: "Short-changed by the Lord, and dumb as a jackass." |
46KB |
| Watch.wav | Chauncey: "I like to watch." | 13KB |
| WatchTV.wav | Chauncey: "I do not read papers ... I like to watch TV." | 29KB |
| Blazing Saddles | ||
| Depressd.wav | Slim Pickens: "I AM depressed." | 16KB |
| Gifted.wav | Madalyn Kahn: "Is it true vhat day say about de vay you people arah ... giffted?" |
75KB |
| 20Dollar.wav | Slim Pickens: "You use your tongue perdier than a $20 whore." | 19KB |
| Casablanca | ||
| GinJoint.wav | Humphrey Bogart: "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world ... she walks into mine." |
68KB |
| RegretIt.wav | Humphrey Bogart: "You'll regret it. Maybe not today, but soon, and for the rest of your life." |
49KB |
| YouKid.wav | Humphrey Bogart: "Here's lookin at YOU kid." | 17KB |
| Clueless | ||
| AsIf.wav | Cher dusts a jerk at school. | 15KB |
| AsIf!.wav | Cher at the house party. | 46KB |
| Clueless.wav | Cher's epiphany | 66KB |
| Hel-LOW.wav | Dionne | 17KB |
| The Maltese Falcon | ||
| Fiddle.wav | Humphrey Bogart: "You've got to convince me that you know what this is all about, that you aren't just fiddling around, hoping it'll all come out right in the end." |
32KB |
| LockDoor.wav | Humphrey Bogart: "No, that'll be all. Just be sure to lock the door behind you on your way out. Goodnight." |
24KB |
| The Treasure of the Sierra Madre |
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| Badges.wav | Ernest Escoto: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" |
46KB |
| Quits.wav | Humphrey Bogart: "Let's call it quits and pack up and leave." |
11KB |
| Romie & Michelle | ||
| AsCute.wav | "You're as cute as me ... you are!" | 63KB |
| Clever.wav | "Eeeuuu ... cle-VER!" | 8KB |
| GetIt.wav | "I don't get it." | 36KB |
| NotCuter.wav | "You have absolutely no PROOF that you're cuter!" | 21KB |
| Search for the Holy Grail |
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| Arms.wav | Graham Chapman: "Consult the book of armaments!" | 18KB |
| BadBunny.wav | John Cleese desribes the killer rabbit. | 154KB |
| BleedOn.wav | Graham Chapman: "What are you gonna do ... BLEED on me?!?" | 17KB |
| CutOff.wav | The peasant girl: "Can you have yer balls cut off?" | 16KB |
| Fart.wav | The French Taunter: "I ffffart in your general direction." | 32KB |
| GotOne.wav | King Arthur: "Are you SURE he's already got one?" French Taunter: "Oh yessa ... it'sa very nicea!" |
40KB |
| Message.wav | Eric Idyl: "Message for you sir" (The definitive incoming mail notice) |
25KB |
| Testicle.wav | The final French Taunter: "We'll make arrows with the tufts of your hair and make castanets out of your testicles!" |
52KB |
| TheGrail.wav | John Cleese: "You seek the Holy Grrrrail!" | 33KB |
| Virgin.wav | Eric Idyl: "If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?" | 139KB |
| Wiper.wav | The French Taunter: "You tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms." |
39KB |
| The Wizard of Oz | ||
| BeGone.wav | The Good Witch of the North: "You have no power here. Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you too!" |
46KB |
| Brain.wav | Dorothy: "What would you do with a brain if you HAD one?" | 22KB |
| BrickRd.wav | The Good Witch of the North: "Just follow the yellow brick road." | 26KB |
| BustButn.wav | The Wizard: "Well bust my buttons!" | 21KB |
| ByeToto.wav | Dorothy: "Goodbye Toto!" | 19KB |
| ComeBack.wav | Dorothy: "AAIEE! Come back! Come back!" | 30KB |
| Home.wav | Dorothy: "There's no place like home." | 26KB |
| Kansas.wav | Dorothy: "I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." | 29KB |
| Melted.wav | Dorothy: "We MELTED her!" | 14KB |
| MyPretty.wav | The Wicked Witch of the West: "I'll get you my pretty ... and you little DOG too!" |
43KB |
| ooEEEoo.wav | The Wicked Witch's Guard sing their cadence. (This thing loops perfectly if your player has auto repeat.) |
85KB |
| Procedur.wav | The Wizard: "This is a highly IRREGULAR procedure!" | 30KB |
| Mixed Bag - By Movie and Actor |
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| ALady.wav | Aristocats, Marie: "Cuz I'm a LADY, that's why!" | 14KB |
| AllAlike.wav | Young Frankenstein, Madalyn Kahn: "Oh you men are all alike! ... seven or eight quick ones and you're off with the boys to boast and brag ... Ohgod I think I love him." |
115KB |
| Dont.wav | Network, Faye Dunaway: "Don't F*** with me fellas!" | 27KB |
| Drawers.wav | The Thin Man, Myrna Loy: "What's that man doing in my drawers?" | 27KB |
| NoDick.wav | Ghostbusters, Bill Murray: "It's true your Honor ... this man has no dick." |
35KB |
| Nostrils.wav | Sister Act, Woopie Goldburg: "How'd you like it if I kicked you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your nostrils?" |
49KB |
| Roadmap.wav | Steel Magnolias: "Well ... he su-SPECTS he has a dick ... but he'd need a ROADMAP to find it." |
54KB |
| ScumBag.wav | A Fish Called Wanda, Kevin Kline: "You POMPOUS, stuck-up, snot-nosed, ... scumbag!" |
87KB |
| Shiver.wav | Rocky Horror Picure Show, Tim Currey: "I see you shiver with antici ... pation" |
87KB |
| ThozGuyz.wav | Butch Cassidy & The Sundace Kid, Paul Newman: "Who ARE those guys?" |
16KB |
| YouBeast.wav | CaddyShack, Bill Murray: "You Beast! You Savage! ... " | 50KB |
| YouBitch.wav | Aliens, Segorney Weaver: "Get away from her you BITCH!" | 17KB |
