RAMBLING MAN |
ASSORTED MUMBLINGS, RUMORS , AND BIZZARE OBSERVATIONS |
1/25/2005 Posty notes (same old crap from other places - puns puns puns ) post: lumbering puns bumbling nuns post: an offbeat pun post Post: SUICIDE BY COP post: TaNGerine DREAM 7/24/2004. People rarely ask me, anymore, "If you could be anybody else, who would you be?". I hate that question. I couldn't handle the responsibility of being somebody else, especially another slacker. While watching the movie Starship troopers I eventually find myself rooting for the bugs. The humans scare me with their easy, unquestioning acceptence of a authority and propaganda. I was just thinking about the tour de france, and how much better it would be if the riders all had to use those little Razor scooters... 7/3/2004. It's a known fact; >Sacajawea would not accept American Express. >There are no kinky fetishes involving role playing an IRS agent. It's just way too sick. >Astrology causes cancer, >You can't always get what you want. Unless you want crap. >Junk Mail is always prepaid but paying bills usually requires a stamp. They can't bother to add it to the bill. >In Video stores that Maria Carrey movie can sometimes be found next to "A glimpse of hell". >A number of famous actors and comedians come from Canada, where they would otherwise be hunted down and killed. |