One day I was walking in the morgue and found a babies corpse which was quite large and round, I decided to put it in my cement mixer and take it home to my mum.

When I showed it to my mum she said "you are no longer my son", which shocked me greatly, I really had no idea!!

Then, my dad cam home and he had a big chain in his had and he went up to our dog and flailed it for fun.

The dog was much better now that this had happened. My sister, Mary is 21 and she has dark hair and brown eyes and a cock. She asked me to go to the shop to buy her some hamsters, vaseline and toilet roll. I said Ok, so she gave me some money.

On the way I met a big black man called Rashed who wanted to sleep with his pet sheep called kissy. I said that was fine and after he had gone I carried on to the shops.

At the shop I bough my sister her things and went to the youth club to get pissed on cider and high on lighter fuel, where I got fucked up the arse by a man called Bernard wearing a corn cob suit smeared with lard.

One day I was walking in the museum of Beastiality and found a pen which was quite large and round, I decided to put it in my jack eye and take it home to my mum.

When I showed it to my mum she said "that will give you cancer", which shocked me greatly, I really had no idea!!

Then, my dad cam home and he had a big chain in his had and he went up to our dog and gagged it whilst liking its ring.

The dog was much better now that this had happened. My sister, Mary is 21 and she has dark hair and brown eyes and a sweet scented muff. She asked me to go to the shop to buy her some lego bricks. I said Ok, so she gave me some money.

On the way I met a big black man called Rashed who wanted to feel my bum hair. I said that was fine and after he had gone I carried on to the shops.

At the shop I bought my sister her things and went to the police station to get arrested where I got f ucked up the a rse by a man called Bernard wearing a corn cob suit smeared with lard.

One day I was walking in the Pit of shit and found a Tub of lard which was quite large and round, I decided to put it in my ears and take it home to my mum.

When I showed it to my mum she said "stick your head it the frying pan i want to fry your face", which shocked me greatly, I really had no idea!!

Then, my dad cam home and he had a big chain in his had and he went up to our dog and ripped out its lungs and tried to shove them down my throat.

The dog was much better now that this had happened. My sister, Mary is 21 and she has dark hair and brown eyes and smells of Cack She asked me to go to the> shop to buy her some Animal Shite I said Ok, so she gave me some money.

On the way I met a big black man called Rashed who wanted to knife my guts I said that was fine and after he had gone I carried on to the shops.

At the shop I bough my sister her things and went to the cemetery to get dead shriveled genetalia where I got fucked up the arse by a man called Bernard wearing a corn cob suit smeared with lard.

One day I was walking in the air and found a floating turd which was quite large and round, I decided to put it in my mouth and take it home to my mum.

When I showed it to my mum she said "get that out of your mouth, as I have always fancied you and I want

you to go down on me.", which shocked me greatly, I really had no idea!!

Then, my dad cam home and he had a big chain in his had and he went up to our dog and Garroted the little sh*t and then blew its brains out all over the dining room floor.

The dog was much better now that this had happened. My sister, Mary is 21 and she has dark hair and brown eyes and piles. She asked me to go to the shop to buy her some Preparation H. I said Ok, so she gave me some money.

On the way I met a big black man called Rashed who wanted to Felch my bottom. I said that was fine and after he had gone I carried on to the shops.

At the shop I bough my sister her things and went to the Blue Oyster Bar to get Laid where I got fucked up the arse by a man called Bernard wearing a corn cob suit smeared with lard.