Quotes

Witty, cutting, humorous and stupid remarks from me, and you.

Nick Cooper : "I am a gimp and am ashamed."

His explanation of not turning up for a piss-up.

Steve Eley : "She is a bit car-boot mate..."

After I commented on my ex-girlfriends shabby appearance.

Mark Fowler : "What is in CD's?" he mumbled while cracking one open to see.

Dax Turner : "Carcinogens"

Mark : "Ahh!!"

Nick Cooper : "Now that's good value..."  After he saw a dirty playing card with a picture of a woman fisting her own arse.

Dax Turner : "...Bargain..." Me after I saw it...

Dax Turner : "You really are Charlie Child Porn..." To Coopy after he had released a torrent of child abuse related filth.

Dax Turner : "Job done. Problem Solved. Phone Soon."  I went round saying this about everything at one time.

Dax Turner : "You cant go to bed at this time, if it was summer the sun would still be out"  To one of Nicks mates who thought I was a nutter.

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