The Insultron

Need more ammo in arguments?  You've come to the right place, here at the Insultron we attempt to incapacitate the subject with a flurry of offensive insults that will ensure your victory over idiots.  Turnee's years as the school bully give him the experience that he wants to pass to you!

"I hope you die soon" - simple and effective.

"I hope all your children are still-born" - Save this for emergencies.

"I hope your (insert family member here) dies soon"

"I wish I would die... no wait, not me... you"

"Stop it now or I'll dig up your (insert dead family member here) and fuck the corpse" - A killer.

"Where are you from?  Is everyone from (insert answer) as stupid/ugly/shit (etc.) as you or is it just you?"

"Sorry, I make a point not to argue with idiots, as they bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Make yourself seem really clever and that, yeah.

"Why don't you just go and suck on your mums cock?" - Variations on the "Your mum has a cock" theme are quite effective as they both bewilder and offend.

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