Dear Murray, I've always thought people were supposed to be nice to each other, why are you so mean?

-Mr. DoGood


Dear Mr. DoGood,

Apparently I missed that lesson in school. To me, you are the weirdo. You walk around praising people and telling the sweet and innocent evil people of the world that they should stop doing what they feel is right??? You can learn a lot from people like the one in the last letter, where, although he is misled, he has potential to get into high places through brutal acts. So stop being a pansy and go rage terror into the worthless living, or you can go to sleep and have the futile nightmares of the living.

-MURRAY
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