Dear Murray,
I'm afraid of the dark. I can't even sleep at night with out a nightlight. Please tell me how to over come my fear.
-Jeff Bennett
First off I'd like to tell you that I'm feeling a little down in the skull right now. *sNiF* I've been getting lonelier and lonelier without my hands, or the rest of my body for that matter. They're probably somewhere on the ocean floor having a party and lot's of fun without me. *sNiF* Well anyway, secondly I'd like to tell you how much your kind sickens me! Afraid of the dark, relying on puny night-lights to keep the scary monsters from getting you. While you're changing the light bulb on that night-light I shall march my army of the undead into your room and have each and every one of them give you a swift kick on the...*sNiF* I just know that they're having sooo much fun without me to get in the way, by Hades I miss them...*sNiF* Well then, your type can't get rid of childish fears, so you'll just have to live with it like the weak little mortal you are. Or another alternative is this nice program that I got a pamphlet for in the mail, it says here that...no, you don't deserve such help, if you really want to get rid of your fear just come into a well lit room with me. After such an experience you'll be begging for the dark! Bwahahahahahahahaha! What kind of name is Jeff Bennett anyway? I bet you're a Christian, I despise Christians....**shudder**
-MURRAY