I don't want to get off on a rant here, but.....

Last Updated
August 17, 2003

Things that cheese me off

Times Useless aka PU aka Albany Times Union

For the premiere newspaper in the area, it could use a lot of work. Most of the time they print rumors and false-hoods. OK maybe they lambasted my employer once. It made me look bad too.

Clifton Park

I live in Saratoga Springs and I travel to Albany for my job. Now, granted I have chosen to live 40 miles from where I work, but the people who live in Clifton Park are just morons. They stop on the Twin Bridges (aka Dolly Parton Bridges) and look to see what the Mohawk River is doing today. This causes traffic jams for miles. It delays me. I think there should be a law which states that people from Clifton park can't drive on the Northway during rush hours! Or maybe, the state should have an open season. Hmmmmm......

Bad Drivers

OK, you're traveling down the highway when a door for the front of a house (a lot of leaded glass) flies off a delivery truck about 4 cars ahead of you. The cars ahead of you avoid the object. Do you:

A) Avoid the object
B) Hit the damn thing
C) Avoid the object and stop

Well, if you live in the town mentioned above, you choose letter C. Can you believe it! My poor car suffered $2656.22 worth of damage. Sometimes I wonder if it's worth it. The lady said she was dizzy after the accident. I say she was dizzy before the accident too!!

Bad Drivers...Arizona Style

OK, the light turns red, do you:
A) Continue through, as though the never turned from green
B) Stop, like you should
C) Gun the engine and hope you don't have to sit through another cycle

Evidentally, in Phoenix, the correct answer is A and C. People don't seem to understand the notion of what a stop is for. I think they think it is a nice decoration to MVD put up for them to look at once in while.

Which brings up another thing about the drivers around here. IT IS THE VERTICLE PEDAL ON THE RIGHT THAT MAKES THE CAR ACCELERATE!!!!! USE IT!!!!!!!!!!

BTW: My beuatiful Grand Am was recently totaled by one of these morons. he old bag ran the light and said: "The arrow was green when I got on the bridge." The bridge is over a 6 lane highway and the lights don't last long.

RAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!

OK, I never thought I would have a rant about rain, but....
What is it with rain and people in Arizona? I'm watching the morning news and people are calling the station to say "It's raining!" Get over it. It rains, so what? The news helicopter even gets pictures of the rain for people who don't have it in their neighborhood at the time. GET A LIFE!!!!!

Another thing about rain. Stop driving like sissy when it rains. It won't hurt you or your precious mini-van/SUV/beat up pick-up from 1972.

Jackass Governor

The latest in a growing line of stupid things Janet "Head up my Ass" Napolitano has done: forcing the name change of a local mountain. Squaw Peak was renamed after she forced the name on us. I can't spell or say the new name. Too bad the lady (who isn't from the area) died. She doesn't deserve a mountain named after her any more than I do. Janet is only doing this to better her image (personal opinion - Janet get a total reconstructive surgery of that body you look like a man). Venal acts like this are becoming the norm for her and her cronies.

Janet also has refused to look into why gas prices are so damned high around here. $2 a gallon is insane. Outside the Phoenix area, gas is cheaper. Why? Greed of the oil companies and stupidity of the leadership of this state. That's why.

Jackass Governor Revisted

OK, the gas pipeline broke. Do you stay on vacation, go to another state, or do something about the problem. Will someone hit this stupid bitch in the head and knock some sense into that thick skull? $3 a gallon and there's no gas in most of the stations and she says "there is no problem". Of course not, she doesn't pump gas and she probably gets her car filled on the tax payers dime.

Official recall - let's get her out of office and put someone in who can run this state.

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The views posted here are my own and not those of any sane person.

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