Subject:    Retarded "Family Feud" Answers
Author: PC:CatScratch@dogbyte.goodnet.com
Date:       5/19/98 8:36 AM


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     / /     .-`````-.   / ^`-.      The next time that you make a
     \ \    /         \_/  {|} `o    mistake, don't be so hard on
      \ \  /   .---.   \\ _  ,--'    yourself.
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        \   \/\      (\  )           Instead... Check out these ACTUAL
         \   ) \     ) \ \           answers given by contestants on
          ) /__ \__  ) (\ \___       "The Family Feud"
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Name something a blind person might use -  A sword
Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon
Name a bird with a long neck -  Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
Name a famous brother & sister - Bonnie & Clyde
Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse
Name something that floats in the bath - Water
Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
Name something Red - My cardigan
Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal - Mail
A number you have to memorize - 7
Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Something you put on walls - Roofs
Something in the garden that's green - Shed
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle
with wings
Something you might be allergic to - Skiing
Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
Something associated with the police - Pigs
A sign of the zodiac - April
Something slippery - A conman
A kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish
A food that can be brown or white - Potato
A jacket potato topping -  Jam
A famous Scotsman - Jock
Another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
Something with a hole in it -  Window
A non living object with legs - Plant
A domestic animal - Leopard
A part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
A way of cooking fish - Cod
Something you open other than a door - Your Bowels