TOP TEN SURPRISES IN HILLARY CLINTON'S GRAND JURY APPEARANCE
10. Asked to tell the whole truth, her response: "Whatever"
9. Her frequent denials that she knew any "Bill Clinton"
8. When that .38 fell out of her purse
7. Promised to dedicate rest of her life to tracking down
     "the real shredders"
6. After stumping First Lady with a tough question,
     Al D'Amato spiking his clipboard and doing a
     hot-dog dance
5. When president showed up in audience with a date
4. Instead of ressing in "believable blue," wore suit of
     "whopper magenta"
3. When she pulled that Sharon Stone move from "Basic Instinct"
2. Jury mesmerized by her new hypno-hairdo
1. The "Dole for President" button