TOP TEN GREAT THINGS ABOUT BEING ADOPTED BY THE CLINTONS

10. Instead of an allowance, you get a slush fund
9. Great new excuse: "Mom accidentally shredded my homework"
8. You can brag, "My dad's Secret Service agents can beat up your dad"
7. If you get caught smoking pot, just tell Dad you didn't inhale- what's he going to say?
6. Want to get your nose pierced? Just show your folks a poll indicating 60 percent of voters think it's a good idea
5. Get to hang out with all those pretty "aunts" that Dad keeps bringing by the White House
4. For five bucks, Uncle Roger will buy beer for you and your buddies
3. Snacks? Oh, you'll have snacks
2. Can lead to successful later career doing whatever it is JFK Jr. does
1. Your personal "horsey": Al Gore

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