Children's Books You'll Never See
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 These were from a Washington Post contest:
 "You Were an Accident" (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis,
 Columbia)
 "Strangers Have the Best Candy" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
 "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)
 "Some Kittens Can Fly!" (David Genser, Arlington)
 "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"  (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
 "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" (Thomas Drucker, Carlisle, Pa.)
 "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"  (Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
 "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" (David Genser, Arlington)
 "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals
 of North Amer Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" (Meg Sullivan,Potomac)
 "All Dogs Go to Hell"  (Joseph Romm, Washington)
 "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"  (Joseph Romm, Washington)
 "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
 (Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
 "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" (Kenneth Krattenmaker,
 Landover Hills)
 "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" (Martin
 Keutel, Alexandria)
 "Bi-Curious George" (Art Grinath, Takoma Park)
 "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"  (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
 "You Are Different and That's Bad" (Christopher Richard, Springfield)