A man met a beautiful woman and right away decided he wanted to marry
 her.  She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." To which
 he replied, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go 
 along." So she consented, and they were married and went on a honeymoon 
 to a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he 
 got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two 
 and a half tuck gainer, followed by three rotations in jackknife 
 position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. 
 After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. 
 "That was incredible!" she told him.  He thanked her, and then 
 explained, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you 
 we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." So she then got up, 
 jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about fifty she 
 climbed back out and lay down again on her towel hardly out of breath. 
 "That was incredible too!" he couldn't contain himself.  "Were you an 
 Olympic endurance swimmer?"
 "No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the 
 canal."

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