There has long been a rumor that W. R. Grace Co. was going to buy the
Fuller Brush Co. and Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale
Business Systems. This would result in the new mega-corporate entity
known as ... "Hale Mary Fuller Grace."

Don't forget the failed merger between Yahoo and Netscape.  ...
Net'n'yahoo.... It didn't work out because they were afraid they
would have to relocate the headquarters ........ InTel Aviv.

A great number of years ago there was a proposed merger between
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers. Rumor had it that the
new company would be called ... Fairwell Honeychild.

It was announced that Wurlitzer is merging with Xerox. They are going
to market ... reproductive organs.

There is a merger in the works involving Polygraph Records, Warner
Brothers, and Keebler. It will be called ...  Poly-Warner-Cracker.

3M & Goodyear = mmmGood

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