TOP TEN THINGS BOB DOLE DOES FOR FUN
10. Moonwalking to his Bing Crosby 78's
9. All-Bran daiquiris
8. Chases kids off lawn with a rake
7. Extra-long phone calls to his Psychic Friend
6. Jamming with old band mates from Earth, Wind & Fire
5. Makes collect call to Bill Clinton from a "Vince Foster," then hangs up
4. Cornfield streaking
3. Playing keepaway with Sonny Bono's hairpiece
2. Cranks up heating pad to a sultry 11
1. Cruising for chicks with Strom Thurmond

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