THE HORSE AND THE CHICKEN
  
  A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. 
  The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. 
  He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer 
  to help pull him out to safety.
  
  The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't
  be found. So she drives the farmer's Mercedes back 
  to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
  She then throws the other end of the rope to her 
  friend, the horse, and drives the car forward, 
  thereby saving him from sinking!
  
  A few days later, the chicken and horse were 
  playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell 
  into the mud hole. 
  
  The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some 
  help from the farmer.
  
  The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!"
  So he stretched over the width of the hole and said,
  "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." 
  
  The chicken did and pulled herself to safety.
  
  The moral of the story?
  
  
  If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a 
  Mercedes to pick up chicks. 



  

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