Politically correct ways to call someone stupid

 A few clowns short of a circus.
 A few fries short of a happy meal
 An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
 A few beers short of a six pack
 Dumber than a box of hair
 Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
 The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
 Not the coldest beer in the fridge
 One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
 All foam, no beer
 Has an IQ of 2 but it takes 3 to grunt
 Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
 An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
 Has the IQ of a house plant
 As smart as bait
 Chimney's clogged
 Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
 His antenna doesn't pick up all the chanels
 Proof that evolution can go in reverse
 Not the sharpest tool in the shed
 The lights are on but no-one's home
 The light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished
 2 sticks short of a bundle
 A few pints short of a quart
 Cables connected, no voltage
 Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool
 One neuron short of a synapse

 ==> Thanks to Jeff Nikora for sending this in

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