LIFESAVERS

A teacher was working with a group of young children, trying to
broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their
eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to
pinecones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.

Then one day, the teacher brought in a  great variety of lifesavers,
more flavors than you could ever  imagine."Children, I'd like you
to close your eyes and taste these," announced the teacher.

Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries,
lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored
life savers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your
Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time."

Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his
mouth and shouted,  "Spit 'em out you guys, they're  assholes!"

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