Kissimee

A man and his wife were driving their RV across country
and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee.

They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to
pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME.

They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.
Since they were hungry, the pulled into a place to get something
to eat.

At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and
I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce
this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very
slowly so that I can understand."

The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrrr
Kiiinnnnggg."

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