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 Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
 It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
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 What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
 They drowned in Spring training.
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 What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
 "Look! they spelled MACYS wrong.
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 Why do blondes smile when it is  lightning?
 They think someone is taking their picture.
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 Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
 To see what was on the other side.
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 Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
 They can't get the bottle in the typewriter.
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 What's the definition of eternity?
 Four blondes at a Four-way stop.
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 What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
 An air pocket.
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 What to you call a basement full of blondes?
 A whine cellar.
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 Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
 This Goes In front.

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