Top Ten Accountant Pick-Up Lines
10.  You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.
 9.  Please, baby, let me withhold you.
 8.  Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.
 7.  In my office, 'I.R.S.' stands for 'I'm really sexy.'
 6.  If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?
 5.  You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal
     bond
     income...now let's do it."
 4.  Let's fill out a 1040 -- you're a 10, and I'm 40.
 3.  You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother --
     which is good, since I still live with her.
 2.  Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.
 1.  Nice assets.

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