This page is dedicated to Deborah, Biagio and Roberto; the wonderful people who brought ohmygoodness to us all
In Erinnerung an Jürgen Bockemühl.

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It looks like, we have a computer crash
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She wants to have remove the ALT key. She hates everything what makes alt ( ALT means in Germany old)

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This lines I wrote on my new PC

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This is an BABY-AT (remember the baby-motherboards??)

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Can you see by the description, where this thing belongs???

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What should I do with a PERSONAL Computer? I am a boss!

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The data carrier is full again (data carrier is far harddisk, full means drunk)

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I wished from my wife a color screen to christmas.

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Well, there were some hackers at work.

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The new hand books for the PC are finally here.

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Worker Smith starts up the PC every morning and the last user brings ist down in the evening.(start up means drive up in German)

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Do not be afraid, it's only the jumpers.

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Shure they are compatible, see for your self.

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Such a laser printer is a little more expensive, but it looks good, and you can hole (make holes) the paper.

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I like to have a connection to a mailbox too. (This is how the public mailboxes [letter drop box] in Germany look alike)

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the mice piano hase to be tuned (O.K. we called these little switches mice piano, so what?)

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The new screen mask looks stupid. (we created screen masks for input purposes)

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If you like, you can have it as a portable too.

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On the hot line: Sure, the Program name, I punched in. But nothing happened............. what?...sure Return (Enter) I punched in also.

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(oh this old times ;-}) Here you see, the 386 is faster than the 286 ( today: pentium is fasten than 486)

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Do you need a non reflecting screen also???

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You can have it in a standard case or in a nice tower

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It needs a shot against the virusses.

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These three are from the service (service = wartung in German means waiting)

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Gut dass sie endlich hier sind, ich hatte Probleme, den Laserdrucker einzurichten.