What Planet did THIS come from?
By Silky (Pat Jennings)
Well, cyberspace to be exact. Since most communication on the net is via typed communications, to speed things
up an entirely new "language" has developed. Once you know a few of these acronyms, entire converstations
could be carried out using them almost exclusively! Since there are thousands of these, they cannot all
be listed here, if you get stumped...try this service.
Acronyms
- AFAIK - As Far As I Know
- AFK - Away From Keyboard
- AKA - Also Known As
- ASAP - As Soon As Possible
- AYOR - At Your Own Risk
- BBL - Be Back Later
- BCNU - Be Seeing You
- BIS - Back In a Second
- BOT - Back On Topic
- BRB - Be Right Back
- BTSOOM - Beats the s*** out of me
- BTW - By The Way
- CYA - See You Around
- EG - Evil Grin
- FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
- FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
- FWIW - For what it's worth
- FYA - For Your Amusement
- FYI - For Your Information
- G - Grin
- GR&D - Grinning running & ducking
- IAE - In any event
- IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer, also IANA... such as CPA
- IMCO - In my considered opinion
- IMHO - In My Humble Opinion or IMO (if your not so humble)
- IOW - In other words
- KISS - Keep It Simple, Stupid
- LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off
- L8R - Later
- MOTD - Message Of The Day
- NFW - No f***ing way
- NRN - No Reply Necessary
- OIC - Oh, I See
- ONNA - Oh No, Not Again
- OTOH - On the other hand
- PITA - Pain in the ass
- POV - Point of View
- PPL - People
- ROTFL - Rolling on the floor laughing.
- RSN - Real Soon Now [which may be a long time coming]
- RTM - Read The Manual, also RTFM (we'll let you guess what the F stands for)
- SITD - Still in the dark
- SNAFU - Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
- TANSTAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As a Free Lunch
- TIA - Thanks In Advance (also AtDhVaAnNkCsE)
- TIC - Tongue in cheek
- TLA - Three Letter Acronym (such as this)
- TTTT - To Tell The Truth
- TYCLO - Turn your CAPS LOCK off
- WAG - Wild Ass Guess
- WEG - Wicked Evil Grin
- WIBNI - Wouldn't It Be Nice If
- WTSDS - Where the Sun Don't Shine
- YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary
Emoticons
Also known as "smileys." A way to convey tone in written conversations in lieu of
spoken and physical cues. Emotions such as happiness, sadness, and
tongue-in-cheek signals are displayed with the use of colons, dashes, periods, etc.
Turn your head to one side to read. : = ( Although these can be cute,
it's usually best of avoid overusing them.
:-) | Happy |
:-( | Sad |
:-| | Bored |
:-p | Sticking Tongue Out |
;-) | Happy Wink |
:'-( | Crying |
:-o | Surprise |
¦-o | Yawning - Bored |
8-) | Wide-Eyed |
B-) | Wearing Shades |
%-) | Happy Confused |
%-( | Sad Confused |
@>-`-,-- | Rose |
@[] | Cup of Coffee |
~(:> | Mouse |
(o)(o) | Staring |
(o)(-) | Winking |
Definitions
Cyber... -- A prefix attached to many words, often on-the-fly to denote something in the virtual world of "the net" vs. the "real" physicial world. Cyberspace, cybergeek, cyberdictionary...etc.
Flame or Flaming -- A verb which means to post an excessively rude and personally insulting response to another's message. Better to be ignored than responded to.
Lurking --The act of "hanging around" an e-mail address list or newsgroup for the sole purpose of listening and not participating. It is an effective way of learning a system before becoming an active member. Not a bad or sinister thing, a good way to scope out territory before jumping in and usually recommended.
(the)Net -- The most often used term for the Internet in general, usually referring to web pages, although it could refer to anything done over a SLIP or PPP connection.
Netiquette -- A pun on the word etiquette. It refers to appropriate behavior in network communications.
Newbie -- Internet slang for new user, not necessarily used in a derogatory manner.
Sig -- Short for signature. These often use ASCII art work to make them rememberable. Most e-mail utility programs will let you include "signature" files to the end of your correspondence.
Snail-mail -- Regular postal mail vs. e-mail which is much faster.
Spamming -- Saying the same thing over and over quickly to annoy others. Also used in connection with mass unsolicited e-mail distributions usually of a commercial nature. VERY frowned upon by the net community.
Surfing -- Browsing Internet sites by clicking on embedded hypertext links on a webpage.
Trolling -- To act in a manner which deliberately elicits flames.
Zine -- (pronouced zeen) Term commonly used to refer to an on-line site set up as a magazine.
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Contact webmistress@tne.net - the author of this document
with any questions or concerns regarding this net jargon.