We are on tour and we are in Austria . We have some time off and so someone says let's go hiking in the hills.
Let you tell you right now there are NO HILL IN AUSTRIA.
These are fucking mountains.
Hills are something this Brooklyn boy jumps over on this roller blades.
MOUNTAINS are something you look at from the seat of the airplane as you fly over it.
You don't hike it. I could feel my feet for days.