Menace Beach


This game starts with the plot of your girlfriend being kidnapped by ninjas so you hop on your skateboard and run thru levels killing all ninjas you see.  This game plays badly.  It seems like at any moment it will crash.  And this game has something of a Panesian theme to it.  If you get thru the entire game your girlfriend will be tied up and all of her dress will be gone and she will be wearing a bikini!  Sorry. I don't have a picture of that, LOL.

Your g/f sounds to be something of a b**ch doesn't she....ah well, if you do somehow make it thru all of the levels you get to see her half naked, as I said above.

This game is something similar to Super Mario Bros. jump over the obstacles and kill any enemies that come your way, as the levels progress the number of obstacles increases as well as the number of enemies you must kill.

The picture above this text shows the amount of work that went into this game...not much at all.  The pieces of you are what happens after you hit a mine and explode your body seperates into small squares and falls to the bottom of the screen.  Pathetic.


 

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