Professors of different subjects define a kiss as.......
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Professor of Algebra : Kiss is two divided by nothing.
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Professor of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.
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Professor of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious & antiseptic
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Professor of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of the mouth due to the
expansion of the heart
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Professor of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction of two hearts.
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Professor of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
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Professor of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which demand is more than supply.
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Professor of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital
statistics of 36-24-36.
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