Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed,Santa
Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on.Banta singh lovingly handed him a
pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta singh thought it best
not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was
visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died.
"You know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa,
I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He unfolded the note and read aloud,"****chod, you're standing
on my oxygen tube!"
Sardajis start a business
There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type of business
and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel.The hotel was inaugrated
and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next
day.A week passed but noboby turned up. WHY ? -B'cos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed."
After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments
and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage.
They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage. WHY ? - B'cos their garage was on the first floor.
After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running
on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman
point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Victoria Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they
kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY ? - B'cos all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi.
All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Drive.
They started pushing theirtaxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.
They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move.
They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge. WHY ? B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from
behind.
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.He takes his seat
in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a
coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.Within half an hour he is all done
whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperatley throwing the coin, swearing
and sweating.The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour". "But yaar", he says," I am rechecking my answers."
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