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Lota, 8, Poker 1, Poker 2 , dealer at poker table. Lota, 8 has a "backup" hand for cheating purposes (10-A, all suits). Lota is obviously cheating:

Lota: And you would be....?

8 The name is Allen, I mean Rench, Allen Rench, Secret ag . . . er. . . was I not supposed to say that? Hold on while I check the manual.

8 pulls out a book (Secret agents in a nutshell)

Dealer: Place your bets

Lota: The minimum is 150 dollars

8: Yes, I'll make it two

Poker 1: Ah! I'm out.

Lota : I'll make it 2 - 50

Lota places 2 bars and 5 chips, 8 fishes out 2 one dollar bills, a quarter, a dime, 2 nickles and 4 pennies, struggling to find the 5^th (he does find it)

Dealer deals cards

Lota: Francowia. (snaps twice)

Casino Henchman bring in cards on silver platter

8: Are you cheating?

Lota: Of course not.

Lota trades cards (Her cards are blue the casino's are red, so it's obvious she changed her cards)

8: ok

8 trades some of his cards for "Amtrak" cards, so it's obvious both 8 and lota are cheating

Dealer: Call

Poker 2: Fold

8: Just us, I see.

Lota: Yes.

Dealer: You have sir: (PAUSE) Four Aces, and a queen

(PAUSE)

Dealer: And madam (PAUSE) Five Aces

8: Impressive - (INTERUPT)

Laptop makes noise and 8 goes opens up, sets up web cam, speakers, and a DVD drive. The entire casino gathers round the computer, and observes...

8 (to a bystander): Could you hold this. (Hands over the antenna)

(PAUSE)

GD: Is this a secure line

8: Of course, this line is perfectly secure.

GD: Is that Dr. Pain behind you?

8: Yea, thatıs her all right, we were just been playing a friendly game of poker, with the world at stake, why?

GD: Just wondering.

(PAUSE)

GD: P says that you need to bring the car back in pristine order because it's his prototype.

8: So I can get a custom model?

(PAUSE)

GD: I don't care if you accept the mission, but you are ordered to capture the villain and prepare to kill him or her. The villain will escape due to poor planing. At that point, return to headquarters and wait for the sequel.

8: Who generated the mission orders?

GD: Marketing.

8: Figures.

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