the unrevised log of this odd person. i would tell ya the story here but its not
for the internet at large...this log is for the people already in the know about
the situation. :)

*** HaHeeHa (SomeGuy@PPPa59-ResaleMilwaukee4-4R7004.dialinx.net) has joined #Fark
*** BizB-rb-dont-chat-w-out-me is now known as BizB_resume_chat
[HaHeeHa] hi
[Code_Archeologist] Greetings
[BizB_resume_chat] Welcome
*** BizB_resume_chat is now known as Code_Archeologists_Grasshopper
[Code_Archeologists_Grasshopper] Teach me more!
[HaHeeHa] so who is sgamer?
[Code_Archeologists_Grasshopper] isn't that the $64,000 question?
*** Code_Archeologists_Grasshopper is now known as BizB
[HaHeeHa] what do you mean?
[Code_Archeologist] Teach you more?
[Code_Archeologist] What do you wish to know?
[BizB] I wish to become whole master
[HaHeeHa] whatever you can tell me
[shithead1] heh
[Code_Archeologist] You wish to become whole... and I would have the answer for you on how to become whole?
[HaHeeHa] ?
[shithead1] The Zen of Debugging....coming right up
[BizB] [troll]perhaps you know how to become a hole?[/troll]
[HaHeeHa] how many here like sgamer?
[Code_Archeologist] no but I have plumbed quite few on many of the female of our species
[shithead1] What do you see?  I see a fly...I see a fly on my computer screen...I see me rolling up the sports page...THWACK!...I see fly guts on the monitor screen...I see a 
  bottle of Windex and a paper towel...
[HaHeeHa] does anyone here like sgamer/
*** shithead1 is now known as Lance
[BizB] Hey, how does one do the thing where it shows up like "***BizB bows head in shame at his lack of skills"?
*** Lance is now known as shithead1
[shithead1] type a slash then me then whatever
[shithead1] (/me gets a beer)
[shithead1] like that
* BizB thanks you
* shithead1 says that you are welcome
[HaHeeHa] WHO LIKES SGAMER]
* Code_Archeologist raises hand
[shithead1] WE AREN'T GONNA SAY IF WE LIKE SGAMER
* BizB Doesn't know him/her/it
[Code_Archeologist] who the fuck are you HaHeeHa?
[HaHeeHa] anyone else?
[shithead1] HaHeeHa = Cuteblonde from earlier, IMHO
[shithead1]  which is equivalent to sgamer's stalker
[Code_Archeologist] oh... well in that case... "Hey Baby.."
[BizB] diff ISP
[HaHeeHa] lol
*** BizB is now known as sgamer
[shithead1] hmm
*** sgamer is now known as BizB
[HaHeeHa] actually, i'm not his stalker
[shithead1] 'tis a shame.  Really is.  
[HaHeeHa] he's been bothering my woman for like a 6 months now
[Code_Archeologist] man I need a cute blonde stalker... all mine are ugly beasts
[HaHeeHa] he doesn't get the hint 
[BizB] you have a woman?
[shithead1] CA:  heh
[shithead1] no kidding
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[HaHeeHa] what does that mean?
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[BizB] things never cease to amaze me
* shithead1 warns CA not to come to Louisville looking for a good time...except during the Derby Festival
[shithead1] evening utna & phi7
[BizB] yea, welcome (good morning on the east coast)
[HaHeeHa] he's just getting annoying... we wish he'd take the hint and move on
[utna] alllo
[utna] who?
[HaHeeHa] sagmer
[HaHeeHa] sgamer
[BizB] HaHeeHa says sgamer has been hitting on his woman
[shithead1] Interesting
[BizB] did you really expect to resolve the situation in here?
[HaHeeHa] i've seen his email to her...it's just pathetic
[shithead1] #fark...the newest soap opera on the NBC daytime slate
[HaHeeHa] no
[Code_Archeologist] yeah... I'm sure that HaHeeHa is just jealous of the competition because sgamer is more endowed than he is
[shithead1] haha
[BizB] then, what is your purpose?
[utna] pathetic is a good aproach, it shows potential
[HaHeeHa] but she wanted me to come on to see what's happening
[BizB] and what did you see?
[Code_Archeologist] Well we were just talking about how we all got together and did a 5 way with your g/f is was great
[HaHeeHa] he's cried before
*** shithead1 is now known as Jimmy-swaggart
[Jimmy-swaggart] He saw the light!
*** Jimmy-swaggart is now known as shithead1
[HaHeeHa] oh please
* BizB has cried too
* utna laughs at CA's comment, repeatedly
* shithead1 me too
[HaHeeHa] you couldn't leave your computer long enough for that
[Code_Archeologist] Man and the things she can do with her tongue
[Code_Archeologist] have you ever had her gicve you a rim job
* Lord_Jeebus bows
[Lord_Jeebus] I know Code
[Lord_Jeebus] thank you 
[Code_Archeologist] that is a talented fucking tongue that bitch has
* BizB balls like a little baby curled up in the corner on Thursdays from 9pm to 10:21
[HaHeeHa] sorry
[HaHeeHa] she's not a whore like your mom
[shithead1] haheeha
[shithead1] :
[shithead1] describe a rimmer for us
[utna] ooh that was good, laf
[Code_Archeologist] Hey wow, you can afford my Mom... good for you... your g/f was only $20 for the 5 of us
[BizB] If your woman is cheating on you, it is a direct reflection on your ability to keep her happy
* utna sarcasm
[shithead1] oooh.  Nice and juvenile
*** PatHighgate (~cowsdonth@phnxdslgw11poolD82.phnx.uswest.net) has joined #fark
[shithead1] I think I heard that comeback on the monkey bars yesterday
[HaHeeHa] she's not cheating on me at all
* Code_Archeologist bows
[shithead1] evening pat
[PatHighgate] heya
[Code_Archeologist] Hey Pat
[BizB] Who is your gf HaHeeHa?
[HaHeeHa] ok, well have fun computer nerds... it's saturday, and I'm going on
[HaHeeHa] out
* utna has lost interest in HaheeHaho, need more fuel
[PatHighgate] tip: Never, EVER fall asleep drunk on a Saterday afternoon with 'Midnight Vultures' playing loudly on repete on your stereo.
[HaHeeHa] have fun staring at your computer screens
*** HaHeeHa was kicked by utna (utna)
[utna] oops
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