Witch Giggle - 09/07/00 01:42:14
My Email:jahaskel@artsci.wustl.edu
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You are a chicken
Your experience with Jello :: YUuuummm, and slurping. . we won't get into the torture chamber part
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: hmm, too difficult a decision, can't chose only one.
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: People hate
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Witch giggler
What race are you :: chicken

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For Fun call 'Yo Mama' 1-800-IMSOFAT

Ms. Fur - 08/15/00 03:23:19

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Moonflower - 05/28/00 21:13:23
My URL:http://moonflowers2.homestead.com/moonflowers.html
My Email:Moonflowers2@yahoo.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: What do you mean, you ARE God!! What a stupid question!
Your experience with Jello :: Jello squishes. It squishes a lot in a bath tub. I like Rasberry. The sparkling kind tickles though, when you sink down into it. I don't understand my mom's complaints. I don't think there's anything wrong with a ink bath tub.
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Well, I like what ever's on sale. I guess my favorite is the kind that they put in the diet drinks, it melts your brain-- I think it's called "nutrasweet"
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Because they are annoying and they DON'T UNDERSTAND!! I hate stupid people. I hate hypocrites. Well, that pretty much describes humanity, does it not?
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: But you have so many slaves already...
What race are you :: Well my mother says I'm not an alien (she one day blatantly told me that I was created by this weird thing called "sex." I tend not to believe her, however. Sure, that's what she WANTS me to think. I'm ACTUALLY half elf, qua er fairy, eighth dragon (not wyvern) and some other mix. I'm still investigating...

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For fun call any business (preferably a tanning salon) and ask for "Joe." If he's not there tell the person answering the phone that he HAS to be there. Tell them that you absolutely HAVE to talk to him. Say that you're in love with him and you're dyin . Tell them what a great guy he is and that it's absolutely necessary that you talk to him before you pass away. If they still deny his presence tell them that they are cruel and horrible for lying to you. Tell them you'll think about them in the afterl fe.

deb - 11/24/99 04:16:26
My Email:chickengurl2@tuxedomask.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You shouldn't
Your experience with Jello :: yum...
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: The kind Poison Ivy uses
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Humans are weak, selfish pigs
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: deb wallis
What race are you :: caucasian - does it matter? I hate racists! They're another reason I will soon destroy all the earth...

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For fun call...a radio station and tell them o go to hell

Trey - 09/25/99 08:02:31
My Email:TreyC2001@aol.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You have a grip on Reality
Your experience with Jello :: ITS EVIL!!!!!
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: The stuff that gives me a nice, healthy green glow.
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: They are annoying
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Uh, no
What race are you :: 1/8 God,1/16 mazoku 1/16 human 1/4 High Elf, 1/16 human, 1/16 youma

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For a good time call 1-800-Lesbo-sex

Jordan - 09/04/99 06:11:01
My Email:cheech64@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Anyone can create apiece of shit.
Your experience with Jello :: Cherry gives me hives!
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Plutonium isotope 666
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: All these faciast pieces of shit!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I pledge to be your evr-devoted slave
What race are you :: White

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For a good time call your mom at 1-900-lube-job

Hi - 09/01/99 19:41:44
My URL:http://www.hi.com/
My Email:hi@you.com

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Click for a note from the United Nations World Food Program

Animated gifs, backgrounds and more... - 08/20/99 18:02:31
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SoHo/Cafe/4690
My Email:anime@aol.com

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Good work, congratulations....

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I haven't gotten to read all of you wisdom just yet, but most of what I've read is true. I've never heard of the Slayers, but I am an anime fan. I'm also a big fan of Pokemon even though I'm 17! I'm also from Kentucky and am definitely not a hick! I'll be back later to see the rest of your divine wisdom. :)

Collin Levine and Nora Renzi - 04/02/99 23:05:54
My Email:roblevine@prodigy.net
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: I don't. There is no God.
Your experience with Jello :: I shove it up my ass often.
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Mr. Armbrust
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: They are all bastards and sheep!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: NO.............RA
What race are you :: I am legion.

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Call Crystal Fodrey (502)937-6412 and have wild lesbian phone sex. It's her biggest turn on.

Rei Sproule - 02/19/99 00:44:40
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/reinaga
My Email:hsproule@sprint.ca
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You sound really sadistic???
Your experience with Jello :: There's always room for it!
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: The kind that eats away at decaying goats and bent-up paperclips
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Bell-bottoms are back, and they've come with a vengence!!!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Gottcha!
What race are you :: mazoku...definetly mazoku...

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Boy howdy...interesting page...I'm certified to council people with these type of problems! ^_~

Nora (or God, if you insist) - 02/17/99 21:33:32
My Email:Boddah0094@aol.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Sorry, there is no God. But I'll nominate you for Best Dressed our senior year.

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Buzzy the Angry Leprecahn - 02/06/99 03:28:47
My URL:http://none
My Email:none of your business!!
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: YOU?! >snicker< That's a laugh! Try selecting me instead.
Your experience with Jello :: Hmm..The Jello experience was pretty bad, but it was nothing compared to the Lucky Charms incident. (shudder)
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Uh, they're magically delicious?
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: It exists, therefore it must be destroyed.
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I LIKE PONIES!!!!
What race are you :: I'm an Angry Leprecauhn!!

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Hey, you! Yes, you! The person! Anyway, I like your page and it's all wet an' sticky. I am indeed an angry leprecauhn, out to viciously destroy humanity because they ate my Lucky Charms. I like ponies. They're nice too. Am I rambling? Did I mention I'm an imp? Did I also happen to mention that I am friends with Greg the Evil Lab Rat and Hippie The Mighty? I am!! So watch out, cause my drunken flaming cat is calling and, uh, I have to leav now!!

Greg the evil lab rat - 02/03/99 23:29:58
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: I have a water bottle. A very NICE water bottle.
Your experience with Jello :: You`re trying to find out, arnt you. I`ll have you know, I KNOW NOTHING!!!
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: FOR I AM A LAB RAT!!!And thats just the way I am!!!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I like cheese.
What race are you :: Lab rat

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The bathroom wall tastes like Plutonium.Hooray!

Janus of Zeal - 02/03/99 04:21:06
My URL:http://none
My Email:none of your business!
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: I have a flaming "kitty"!!!
Your experience with Jello :: Let's say I'm recovering
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Geronimo1J brand! Yea!
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Omnipotence, perhaps.
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Hah! Yeah right!!
What race are you :: Ceiling Fan Gnome!!!

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Interesting little "bathroom rumors" you have here. Gotta love bathroom rumors. VERY nice page. Well, I gotta go, my flaming drunken kitty is calling.........

Hippie the mighty - 02/03/99 02:14:38
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: We were all created equal, so live with it.
Your experience with Jello :: Peace, love, and those realy tiny tea straws.
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Why do you think we say `Flower Power`?
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Can`t we all just get along?
What race are you :: Hippie

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Hippie the mighty - 02/03/99 02:12:52
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: We were all created equal, so live with it.
Your experience with Jello :: Peace, love, and those realy tiny tea straws.
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Why do you think we say `Flower Power`?
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Can`t we all just get along?
What race are you :: Hippie

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Nora (or Rati, if you insist) - 12/22/98 00:47:44
My Email:Empathy101@aol.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Um, there is no God...but I suppose you have to start somewhere
Your experience with Jello :: It was dark...wet...I was lonely...
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Any kind that would sufficiently destroy Ashley the Duck
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Because I'm Rati, and I don't like people
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Um, I'm Satan's slave...sorry
What race are you :: ^*%$^^&)$%#@! I think.

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Hey! I haven't been to this page in a long while. It's undergone some minor changes since the last visit. I don't know anyone you could call for fun, and if I did, I probably wouldn't give you their number. Jason, the master of this page, is subject to the same hideous tortures as Yours Truly in the hellhole known as Manual High School, in the rank little room of 235, so you should feel sorry for him. Hopefully someday we will have knowledge enough to successfully take over the entire field of broadcas ing. Die, Bill Gates, die!!! Oh, and long live pageans and the chaos they emit. >>>"I love animals...they're delicious!"

Kelly - 12/11/98 06:30:37
My Email:kellychan@juno.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Cuz you can't trust politicians. :P
Your experience with Jello :: Hey! I had 6 months of therapy to recover from THAT experience... *shudder*
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: excrementitious matter. :P
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Monica Lewinsky
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Umm... is this multiple choice?
What race are you :: Cantus Firmus. :P

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Hey Neffy! Remember me? My old nick was "Maruka", and we used to hang out in the Alamak Woods YEARS ago! O_o Bah, I finally found your damn webpage, heh! :P Please e-mail me... we haven't talked for ages! Bye! *hug*

10/22/98 08:26:44

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

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Just passing thru and saw your page Thanks

Lord Sephiroth - 10/21/98 22:57:17
My Email:kupozio@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: I don't care 'cause soon I will become one with the planet
Your experience with Jello :: A killer weapon
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: mako/jenova cells(anything that mutates/ lets me control people)
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: I WANNA TAKE OVER THE PLANET NOT DESTROY IT
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: sorry but your going to have to devote your life to me........
What race are you :: it's to complex for you to understand

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MWA HA HA HA HA SOON I WILL BECOME ONE WITH THE PLANET!!!!!! Just thought you'd like to know.....

Kayla - 10/03/98 02:49:41
My Email:kayla99@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Your page rocks!
Your experience with Jello :: It tried to eat me one time
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: my toilet :-) haha
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Because that's just the way I am. Bwa ha ha ha ha!!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Sorry, already signed up with rogers&rogers
What race are you :: caucasian

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This page kicks!! anyway, I would like to say I love your deep thoughts page cause I agree with 7 and 8 (childhood and purity) cause it's true. Oh, and don't fell bad about loving Boba Fett cause he and the stormtroopers are my favorite!!

Magus - 09/20/98 21:52:48
My Email:j_valantine@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You should'nt be, nor can you be, for I already am God...
What race are you :: vampire/wizard/god

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ABBY!!! - 09/20/98 21:17:43
My URL:http://welcome.to/firefly
My Email:ladybugky@aol.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: umm... no?
Your experience with Jello :: it's *tasty* ;)
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: ms. liver's class, eh?
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: well, not *all*... I think that Melody is pretty nice...
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: lalala I can't heeeeaar yooouuu
What race are you :: doesn't matter, now does it?

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Hooowdy Jaaasooon... :) or should I say Neflite? It's Abby :) ah c'mon, you know me! From school? Ben's friend? Zack's friend, too... we shared freshman Latin (great, eh?)... ahh- *now* you remember me :) mwah ha ha it was all in my master plan!

Jenn - 07/22/98 12:50:20
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~jr17
My Email:firespam@gurlmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Because of your strength...I don't know!
Your experience with Jello :: a vile substance that destroyed my last planet. i will not see it destroy EARTH!
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Anything radioactive and leaves a nice glow on you after your done with it
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: because it's something to do when i'm bored
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: uhh.....whatever
What race are you :: Spamian

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Cool page, Nef. I like your stories a lot becuz they's cooooool. Watch out for Jello becuz Jello is bad. We must focus our energy on destroying that Jello. Yes, we must!

faaaaaaaaaat boy - 07/19/98 19:19:12
Your experience with Jello :: tried to eat neflite
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: neflite
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: nonono
What race are you :: homeo

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"The Moonchild" - 07/14/98 16:36:57
My URL:none...not yet anyway
My Email:malikite@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: uh....i don't think i can handle the responsibility; too lazy
Your experience with Jello :: all i can say is one word: YUCK!
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: hmmm...
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: because they're destroying me
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: uh....no
What race are you :: lets see...i was born on the Moon, with my parents coming from Neptune and Venus...kinda complicated

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well, Nef, i've always thought you were the coolest. May the Power of the Stars be with you at all times. Lataz'!!!

Sami - 07/14/98 16:22:52
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Tokyo/Palace/7353
My Email:dssjones@worldnet.att.net
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: I dont I SHOULD BE GOD! hehe
Your experience with Jello :: did you know they make jello molds in the shape of penises? hehe
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: hmm toughie gonna have to pass on that one
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: So me and my boyfriend can repopulate the earth WOHOO!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: umm no
What race are you :: I have no clue i think i'm like an alien from pluto or something

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*sigh* well i may seem like a sex addict but i'm just funny hehe Dude Neflite Your page is awesome (even tho ive only seen like three things and havent come across any sailor moon stuff But i'm looking c-ya dude, Sami

Hanh aka Serena - 07/11/98 03:40:17
My Email:Hanhha@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: 1) you are my brother 2) you are cute 3) what more? 4) you know how to dewedgie! and that requires a talent!
Your experience with Jello :: 0-10000000000000
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: lixir of green/yellow/orange goo
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: no
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: X (marks the spot)
What race are you :: Goddess

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Hey Neffy!!! You are so cute!!!! If I could make you into a doll I would!!! heheheh great page by the way!! Anyways, I am your older sister so you have to listen to me!!!! LOL:)

Neflite the Sexy - 07/07/98 02:06:53
My URL:http://www.jell-o.com/flan/pudding/sludge
My Email:neflite@thepoint.net
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: I'm sexy!
Your experience with Jello :: I've eaten so much, it now fears me, and cringes at the merest sight of my comely figure.
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: All of it.
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: I'm sexier than they are.
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: No, I'm too sexy to serve you.
What race are you :: Sexy.

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I'm sexy.

Darius McHoran (Zack's friend) - 06/29/98 05:01:08
My URL:http://Hmmm, Maybe I'll hit tab next time
My Email:Darius_of_the_Bluecowclan@Juno.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You are a great mind that should not be suppressed in anyway by society and as Go you would not be able to be oppressed
Your experience with Jello :: ...C'mere boy, I won't hurt you, too much... Mmmmm jell-o
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: You've never eaten my mother's cooking, but if you see a house glowing green in the windows either the aliens are visiting again or Ma's at the stove.
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Because mass genocide would solve all my problems, and I'm tired of farting glowing green gas. (You have no idea what that does to your pants)
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: A hell spawn
What race are you :: Irish

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You BAGPIPE hater! If ever I get to grace your presence with my strange being I will tell you the intricacies of why BAGPIPE haters should all die. (And how) Just hear this I like your page, all but a single word. I think before you decide you hate BA PIPES you should hear them played well and in some decent music. Why don't you just hate the accordian like everyone else?

Darius McHoran (Zack's friend) - 06/29/98 04:50:49

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Zack Selter - 06/29/98 04:46:06
My URL:http://..ah shuddup
My Email:BlueCowClan@Juno.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: ALL HAIL...HAIL.......me
Your experience with Jello :: ...What Jell-o?
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: "Purge" I told ya!
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: They suck! People only hurt each other...err go...stop the hurt by killin' 'em all!!!!!!!!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I, Jason Porath, devote my life to...Smurf
What race are you :: Gelfling

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Why for you hate the bagpipes, you sick person you! Your Deep Thought #7 is wrong, my "tightest" friendship began when I was in 8th grade. Your poems for Smurf are good...not crap as you say at the bottom. Give yourself more credit Jason, your one of the best writers I know. Ah...wasn't that mookie.......now kiss it!!!

SmurfgrrrrL - 06/24/98 23:03:32
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SiliconValley/Park/3114/smurf.htm
My Email:smurfgrrrl@neonet.bc.ca
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You are the only man alive with a deep enough understanding of oxen
Your experience with Jello :: Tub...Jason Porath...*shakes head* enough said
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Nikelodian Gak..you know the warning lable reads 'non toxic, non edible?' what's THAT supposed to mean?!?!!?
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: i don't! I'm a big ol bowl of granola! i like humanity! *sings* c'mon ppl now..smile on your brother(AND SISTER), everybody get together, gotta love one another right now
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I'm mentioned in the marital status...heh...i think that's devotion enough...or would you rather i dusted your counter tops in a fre ch maid outfit? heh..my butt won't fit in this thing..
What race are you :: my daddy was a smurf...my ma was a riot GrrrrrrrrrrrL....*half breed*

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OKAY, the page i listed as mine isn't really Mine..it's Nef's, and it's a wonderfull peice of art...*uhm* as for the rest of you *stern warning* PRACTICE YOUR YOGA! AND EAT LOTS OF SANDWHICHES! AND MAKE SURE YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR TOWEL! ...btw, Nef, the co spiracy theory is the best X-files spoof I've ever seen...*hmm* may i bow down before your amazing talent now? hu? hu? can i please? i'll wear the french maid outfit and dust your countertops! *pouty face* heh..tee hee!

Zack - 06/24/98 17:03:00
My URL:http:// N/A .......yet
My Email:BlueCowClan@Juno.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You are ONe of the craziest people I know, but your good at the same time.
Your experience with Jello :: I could tell you...but then i'd have to to your wrists with licorice ropes and pelt you with gumdrops until you became all polka dotty... :-)
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Hmm...tough call... "Purge"
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Because they just don't understand a man's love of Green Jell-o, in the shape of a cardboard box
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) ::
What race are you :: Only the people at Area 13 know that, and if they told you...refer to Jello experience

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For a good old fashioned moo juice, call the 1-800-Blue- Moo

KappaMax™ - 05/30/98 22:04:20
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SouthBeach/Cove/5754
My Email:kappamax@mindless.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Ode to Smurf is reason enough to elect you!
Your experience with Jello :: Ummm, is this site rated by RSAC?
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Suicide Lava... helps get rid of those useless people in the world
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Humanity sucks.. and I can't get a woman, so why should anybody?
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Slave?... umm... already endebted to some female, in some far off country
What race are you :: Heh.. Irish/Carib/African/Indian/Spanish... actually I'm a 100% Trini

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Scrawl... I ran out of ideas by the time I reached down here... my 1 brain cell wasted enough to fill out this form. Okay Nef, needs a life, who else agrees with me?

Garza and Fodrey - 05/29/98 03:18:09
My URL:Greetings and Salutations
My Email:Truth37@juno.com (Garza) & Mello D 16@aol.com (Fodrey)
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Jesus wouldn't do that.
Your experience with Jello :: Yummy in the tummy
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Mrs. Maggard
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: They smell funny
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: No......................ra
What race are you :: Pacific Islander

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For a jolly good time call Collin Levine at (502)429-4142. He likes to hear about kinky lesbian sex. It's his biggest turn on. Ruth says, "Get a tan." :)

Takeshi Hikaru - 05/07/98 19:51:09
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/siliconvalley/park/3114
My Email:none
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Are you sure you want that responsibility?
Your experience with Jello :: It must die in eternal fire and brimstone! Suffer, Jello, in the pits of deepest, blackest hell! "Blackest Hell...YES!
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Fire and Brimstone. (I import it monthly directly from hell. This is vintage brimstone, baby!)
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: I don't. Humanity is destined to destroy itself! Be patient, friend.
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I pledge on my honor to one day have a herem of awesome Japanese girls! ( Woo Hoo!)
What race are you :: Ladies Man! ( "Scientifically speaking, just how dinky is your wang?" *Quote from the Saturday Night Live Skit!*,I love that skit! Hilarious, no?

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Hey, Neffy, it's me, Hikaru again. I know I just signed yesterday, but I'm hoping I can get another log in before you check your guest book again. I hope also that you are reading this on 5/7/98. That's when I asked you to check your book. It's 3:45, nd I've been at the library since school ended, so I haven't watched the new Fushigi Yuugi you gave me. But I will tonight. If I can't get a hold of you tonight, and you read this BEFORE 5/8/98, please bring the next volume for me tomorrow!*_*-obsessed! As a matter of fact, you are probably still at school. Hmm. Oh, yeah, please respond to mine and Kelly's (aka Lakar) guest book entries. I'm interested in how you might respond to our entries. Well, I don't want to sit here writing forever, so have a nice day! Jya Matta!

Takeshi Hikaru - 05/06/98 19:16:37
My Email:none
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Biblical God, or of your own domain?
Your experience with Jello :: The most vile and disgusting substance ever to marr the face of the Planet!
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: That gunk that's black and flakey and clogs the jets in your hot tub when you've taken too long to clean them.Yuck!
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: World conquest,, of course!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Sorry, I'm taken.But I'm flattered tha you care!
What race are you :: Human.You want a real answer?O.K. White.

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"For a good time, call Good Times 'r' Us! Heh, heh!(That's my favorite form of written laughter.) So what if it wasn't funny? O.K., "Neflite"(Nef IS a cool character.)Tis Jason, your new friend at Manual! Y'know? The guy at lunch and the Fushigi Yuugi fiend? Don't know ya real well yet, but I hope we become good friends. (You said "I hate boys." I ope that doesn't include me!^_^ You seem nice,though don't feel obligated to be nice to me if it's not in your nature. Cool page!Had a thourough look around.You need more images,(like your own art, and maybe some from F.Y.,S.M.,and Slayers.Hey, if you d n't have any, you could always steal some, heh,heh!Better go.This message is gettin REALLY long.Gomen Nasai!Jya Matta Ne!

Kelly - 05/04/98 01:21:05
My URL:http://DIE AMELIA...
My Email:Lackar101@aol.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Cause you're Jason! :)
Your experience with Jello :: Poor Hible will never been the same.....
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Taco Bell
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: SO I WILL RULE ON HIGH AS LACKAR THE MIGHTY!!! BOW DOWN YOU MEAR MORTALS!!! WHITNESS MY POWER!!! BWAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *cough* *choke* no thats ok I'm all right....*hack*
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: *scraches head*I don't get it....
What race are you :: Sore wa himitsudesu..... >: )

Comments:
BOBA FETT!!!!!!! YEAH! oh...sorry. I love your page! :) I just have one thing to say.... Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

multi - 04/23/98 19:34:28
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Lightweaver
My Email:lighty@ican.net
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: 'Cause you'd make a really gread ogd... errr... god... *prostrates*
Your experience with Jello :: Well, it was okay... but I prefer his brother, pudding...
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Humber College's pasta salads.
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: It would be entertaining?
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I pledge to be such a pain-in-the butt salve you'll wanna kill me... hehe
What race are you :: 100 meter dash.

Comments:
For fun call by bro, TheOne. *LOL*
Or (416)675-6622-7787 (only good until May 1 hehe)


KeeperS - 04/22/98 03:04:27
My URL:http://www.gotohell.com
My Email:glenmcgillen@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: uhhhh.....I dunno. You tell me.
Your experience with Jello :: mmm....jello.....
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: well, I like that glowing green kind. You know, the stuff that tastes good!
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Because I can.
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I pledge to devote my....life? what's that? oh well...my life to being your ever-devoted slave. Sorry to tell you, I dunno if I hav a "life" to give you...sorry.
What race are you :: I forget

Comments:
Took me long enough to sign this book...oh well. Not much to say here other than only YOU can prevent forest fires...er....maybe that should be woods, nobody cares if the forest burns down. Oh yeah, and here's a lil' wierd thing that I've been trying to figure out all 1984269328467 years of my life...which came first, the chicken or the egg? huh?

GOD - 03/17/98 02:33:04
My URL:http://www.underworld.god/I_am_him
My Email:God doesn't need one
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: I don't, 'cause thats my job
Your experience with Jello :: I created it
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: All of it, but I especially the kind that makes mortals grow extra appendages
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: It's kind of like leggo's, you build it, you destroy it
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I think you've got it the wrong way around
What race are you :: GOD

Comments:
I am God, you are scum. Have a nice life

GOD - 03/17/98 02:25:50
My URL:http://www.underworld.god/I_am_him
My Email:God doesn't need one
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: I don't, 'cause thats my job
Your experience with Jello :: I created it
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: All of it, but I especially the kind that makes mortals grow extra appendages
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: It's kind of like leggo's, you build it, you destroy it
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I think you've got it the wrong way around
What race are you :: GOD

Comments:
I am God, you are scum. Have a nice life

Clarissa Graffeo - 03/15/98 00:03:08
My Email:cgraffeo@bellsouth.net
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: 'cuz u like Boba Fett
Your experience with Jello :: choked on it once
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: SPAM
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: 'cuz I feel like it
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: sure, whatever
What race are you :: Italian

Comments:
I love Boba too! And I love Neffy, but I really love the other three kings too. And I still like Serena, but I hate Tuxedo Kamen!!! Die Cape Boy! Hey, you're just as psycho as I am, and that's really scary. Magus is the ultimate CT character. Keep adding stuff on your page, and remember to keep alienating poor, unsuspecting normal stiffs. Add some spice to their lives!

Vincent- - 03/05/98 21:10:27
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TimesSquare/Realm/7555
My Email:vincent-@geocities.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: I'm getting tired of having the same old nemisis. Time for a change.
Your experience with Jello :: The kick ass feeling between your toes.
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: The kind they call... Hanson. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Damn straight! what the hell'd humanity ever do for me? NOTHIN'!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: mmmmmm...maybe...
What race are you :: vampiric-american

Comments:
For a cool time call 976 4GOD and crank 'em!

Sephiroth - 01/31/98 19:46:32
My Email:Sephiroth@Jenova.net
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Ah, so you too wish to become God?
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Makou, of course
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Because that's part of my master plan to become God.
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: HAHAHA! *Sephiroth impales Neflite with the Masamune*
What race are you :: Jenova-infused human, soon to be God

Comments:
I will become a being which does not exist, but once ruled the hearts of man. I will become...GOD. And once I do, I will destroy you, Neflite.

deathmagus - 01/05/98 18:39:41
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TimesSquare/Castle/4803
My Email:marcan@bluenet.net
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Get real
Your experience with Jello :: Tasty
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: School Food
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Because I'm a maniac. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Don't hold your breath
What race are you :: deathmagus, lord of the dead mystics.

Comments:
ajfkadghnv;sdjtrhen;fadjm gaerjhfk;dng erjknasdkjfhwe fkadsjgkhre kfjmaklehjtg dmejr kjc I'm a mad man I tell you!

Anna - 01/04/98 07:47:06
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: I prefer not ^_-
Your experience with Jello :: Dizzyness!!!
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Because of the corruption
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Because you're an excellent writer!!!
What race are you :: I don't know...

Comments:
Hee hee hee... Boba Fett...

GOD - 12/13/97 08:36:47
My Email:kiss_my@ss.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You're too late. I'm already God.
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: your webpage
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Because humanity sux
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Go to Hell. *sends Neflite to Hell*
What race are you :: GOD

Comments:
For a good time, call 1-800-GOTO-HELL. Tell them that God sent you.

Magus - 12/12/97 02:08:36
My Email:None of you business, loser.
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You shouldn't, because you're weak.
Your experience with Jello :: It's very similar to your muscles.
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: The kind that your brain is made of.
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: I'd rather just destroy you.
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: You are gravely mistaken. It is YOU who will be MY slave.
What race are you :: I am Magus, Lord of the Mystics.

Comments:
The black wind begins to blow. All who oppose me are doomed to failure. Ah, so you still do not submit? A pity. Then you will die.

Nightfall - 12/09/97 23:52:07
My URL:http://AmandaCanWHAT???
My Email:Nightfall1@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Unanimously???? Well...if you don't count me...I suppose I'll go along with it...hehehe...
Your experience with Jello :: ARG! Curse Aurelle for throwing it at me all the time! Althought I did use one of them jello-filled balloons one night...kinda fun..hehehe
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Toxic waste? Erm...Istn't that that stuff I see koj spitting up all the time?
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Because they're humans of course! Don't need a better reason...
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Oh Nef! You've allways been ther for me bud! *huge sappy hugs* BAH...YOU?? Yeah right...*smcak* hehehe...j/k
What race are you :: Oh...Elf of course!

Comments:
Um...erm...wer gotta put something here right? Um...uh...for a good time...wait...I don't even gat that joke...*L* Anyways...I love the HP, Nef! =) Nive & thought-provoking! (ESPECIALLY for a Woodsie...sheesh...we didn't raise you to be like this...not th t we raised you at all...you get my drift!)

Deborah May Lee (LW) - 12/08/97 06:26:19
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Lightweaver/index.html
My Email:lw@ican.net (duh!)
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: 'Cause you are the great Neflite!? No one can stand 'gainst you!
Your experience with Jello :: Ummm.... you don't wanna know... you REALLY don't wanna know.... mmmmmm.... choco jello pudding... ; )
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Cafeteria food.
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: 'Cause they were mean to me (read my history).
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: *whine* I don' wanna!
What race are you :: gold shedragon

Comments:
For a good time call my one remaining draconic sib at 1-976-WRPDEGG He/she/it will send you to heaven - literally...

Nora and Crystal (you know, from that shithole we call school). - 12/07/97 00:58:13
My URL:http://AmandaCanBlowSteveHardDuringWestSideStoryOnSaturdays
My Email:KickAss@Steve.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Because you can make up cool stories about The Ogre known as Schardein.
Your experience with Jello :: It makes up the better part of Amanda's brain.
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: The peroxide in Ashley Kirzinger's hair.
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Steve...Amanda...think about it...
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Because you would help put Steve's head on a stick for bashing by all in the town square.
What race are you :: Revenge seeking Italian mafia princess and turtlegirl.

Comments:
For a good time call Steve at 502-266-6167. Please please please call and say The Godfather sent you. If you ever meet him on the street feel free to castrate him with a rusty chainsaw. He lives at 4508 Portico Ct. in Louisville, Kentucky. He accepts ail bombs and hateful chain letters Sunday-Saturday, 12 am-12 pm, so feel obligated to give one or the other. If you do any or all of these things I'll be your best friend for ever and ever and ever and ever..............

Meka - 11/23/97 15:40:33
My URL:heh, not yet
My Email:mekaloki@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: cause your Nef (Nuf said)
Your experience with Jello :: Yellow jello in metal bowls attracts serial killers
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Merk (a company by my house)
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Cause humans suck
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: oh master Nef, i will be your slave and get nakey anytime *L*
What race are you :: GuakaHinian

Comments:
For a good time and lots of Happy Pills™ go to the woods. And remember folks, Neflite is the same as a regular nef only half of the fat!

Pop - 11/17/97 22:27:11
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TimesSquare/Arcade/3551/Pop.html
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: cause i gotta retire some damn day
Your experience with Jello :: we went on a cross country crime spree once but after that i kinda lost track of jello
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: generic ... cheaper...but just as tastey
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: for the best reason of all.....just because
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: wait till i finish writing the fine print
What race are you :: enigma

Comments:
well here ya go nef heh heh...hey kewl page keep up the good work if ya ever work on it again heh see ya round the woods ...ol'Pop

Frenchman - 10/26/97 16:54:23
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~OscarMyerWeiner/INDEX.HTM
My Email:yourface@myass
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You shouldn't, Oliver is God.
Your experience with Jello :: I slurp it...
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Cyanide group
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: To end the three ring circus side show.
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Only if you suck the air outta my arsehole.
What race are you :: Indy 500

Comments:
For a good time, screw Oliver.

Neo - 10/20/97 00:30:58
My URL:http://www3.nf.sympatico.ca/rthornhill
My Email:neojet@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You God...? Ha... don't make me laugh... now down on your knees and bark like a dog!
Your experience with Jello :: Jell-O (Cornholio replaces Neo) Jell-o... JELL-O I AM THE GREAT JELL HOLIO! I NEED JELLO FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: um... cyanide
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: hey man, it came with the job.. actually I just want to be god before you
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Slave... slave....? I'll give you slave! *Neo brutally axe murders Nef
What race are you :: um.... crap... nope.. can't remember... I think I'm an alien....

Comments:
Come on Nef... you've made your point about Star and Leeta... LEAVE'EM ALONE! I mean... SURE... you enjoyed it... but what bout them...? Neo (Don't Worry I'm still your friend) Cornholio

Gaspar - 10/18/97 00:09:48
My URL:http://www.dragonfire.net/~TheEndOfTime/
My Email:Culex@juno.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: No reply
Your experience with Jello :: When you're trying to poison the principal with it, don't hold back on the acidic substances
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: I don't have one. I really prefer the emptiness of time...
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Because of bastards that hurt my Lyn...
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Saviz Sepah pledges to be your ever-devoted slaves [cleverly signs the name 'Brian Bollinger' who is his enemy for reasons left unsa d)
What race are you :: Human. Well, mostly...

Comments:
Hey, look, Lyn signed earlier. Nine days ago. She didn't tell me. ::sniffle:: Anyway, hiya Mr. Neflite type person man! Leeta and (I think) Edgar still hang around Eblana (now known as Midga ). I THINK someone named Edgar posted a while back... I believe he was the guy with a fondness of a chain saw... or was that in the Warzone? I forget. Oh well... my mind is slipping... um... where am I again?

Zaphina Artemis - 10/14/97 21:54:08
My Email:zaphina@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: I thought I was going to be God...
Your experience with Jello :: ...
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: It's in my job description
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Do you like birds? Here's one! *gives you the Bird*
What race are you :: ...

Comments:
You donut! Why don't you answer your guestbook? This is as close to entertainment I can get to at school. By the way, anyone looking for a sophomore f to chat with, mail me!

kiony - 10/12/97 01:19:47
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Alley/9936/
My Email:kiony@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Anime lover
Your experience with Jello :: body spread
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: some say i am Toxic waste
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: incompetent fools
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: unquestioned loyalty
What race are you :: check my page and you'll see

Comments:
darkness falls, haunted souls roam the earth, on Samhain they will find Wiccans gracing the world with their presence in celebration of Mother Nature.

Cloud Albrecht - 10/02/97 20:34:34
My URL:http://bite me!!!!!
My Email:paterson@inetnow.net
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: -many reasons...
Your experience with Jello :: it was knida nice. Just think of all the kinky shit you can do with it!
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: ACME, Burn in Hell (AKA, BH), The brand that comes from my @$$.
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: because I hate everyone that is not an ally of mine!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I pledge to be your slave as long as you don't turn GAY! Cloud Albrecht
What race are you :: Test tube baby

Comments:
4 a good time call 706-647-8786. his name is Nash Jenkins (a real dumb ass)call him please! then mail me back! for an oral time, call 069-6969

Aeternusia - 09/30/97 22:50:31
My Email:ladyasp@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: "Cause you run a kick a** page
Your experience with Jello :: Goopy...
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Jell-o
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Not worth my time, but, hey, I'm bored
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: *lmao*
What race are you :: Aeternite

Comments:
Hey, Neflite, why not just publish your works here? I mean your good ones. E-mail them to me ok? I can't get to my e-mail right now to ask you for them. The ones you have are good. Akatsu xsarute, alilhi akatsuei.

Taila Kenmorgan - 09/30/97 22:46:01
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Area51/Corridor/8056/Frogman.JPG
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Why you should be a dog??
Your experience with Jello :: GRAPES!
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: school lunch
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: For kicks
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: So I can spit in your coffee
What race are you :: FROGGIE LOVER!

Comments:
Come to the IFC at www4.jax-inter.net/ifc/. It's Jell-o-rific! And why not say hi to me while you're at it?

Zaphina Artemis - 09/30/97 22:15:09
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Because I said so
Your experience with Jello :: JELLO IS HAPPINESS
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: slop
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: For fun and educational value
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Do a double backflip into your crack and dissapear
What race are you :: mistmage

Comments:
Call yourself names for 4 hours and see how you feel

Elric! - 09/26/97 18:37:37
My Email:OneTrueElric@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: BLASPHEMER!!!!!! The true god is Michael Moorcock... thus say I!!!
Your experience with Jello :: I avoid the stuff...
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Toxic waste??? how about old discarded grunge-cds??
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: I'll give all you pathetic humans until 2000 to wisen up and worship Moorcock or a storm shall be brought on you all!!!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Sorry, but I'm copyrighted by Moorcock.
What race are you :: Last surviving Melniboréan.

Comments:
I'm a "Shrink" and I'd just like to tell you that you are all FUCKED UP!!!!!! hehehehe...

Editors Note : Elric is rather vulgar, but you should ignore him anyways. hehehehehe

Danny Capote - 08/31/97 02:26:52
My Email:Secret =)
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: I don't think you should be God, no offense.
Your experience with Jello :: Wouldn't you like to know?
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Same with the Jello
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: So I can let go of my anger towards idiot drunk drivers and most ass holes with guns
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: My pledge? Fuck no! :P
What race are you :: Why? Do you want to make a racist joke about me? (No, I'm not paranoid! Stop talking behind my back!)

Comments:
OK, I don't mean to be a jerk or anything, but I'm looking out for my friends (more like Leeta and Star_ (Korin)). I don't want you as an enemy, or a friend. And I wouldn't "kill" you if you were to try to come on Esper. I don't have any power there thoug I've been there for about a year. :P Only power I've got is my friends, which is the greatest power anybody can have. I'm just, as I stated before, looking out for my friends. Actually, I think it'd be great if we'd be able to talk and get to know eachother. And from what I know of Leeta, even though she may be sadistic & cruel at times, she's really nice.

Editors Note : How very nice and sweet! Thank you for your patronage! I was really angry when I wrote the page, which I have since changed, so I hope it meets with your approval.

AtmaWeapon - 08/21/97 21:52:03
My Email:atmaweapon@consultwithus.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: The world,being messed up as it is, why not have a little fun?
Your experience with Jello :: Let's not get into that.
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: The kind with little uranium chunks in it.
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: To add a little perk to my otherwise dull life.
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: Yeah right!
What race are you :: AtmaWeapon (Atmius Destructivus)

Comments:
For fun call The Natural Gas Society: 1-800-EAT-BEANS

Editors Note: I'll be sure to do that, Ats.
Nora the Godfather - 08/13/97 23:52:04
My Email:LeiaSWScullyXF@msn.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: It's either you, or Bill Gates (he's already there, damn MSN!) so I'd have to choose you to save us all f om Microsoft
Your experience with Jello :: My lawyer advises against mentioning this
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: KFC, especially the chicken bucket. What the hell do they make that stuff with anyway?
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: To kill Ashley Kirtzinger
Editors Note : AMEN BROTHER!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I am the Godfather (as dubbed by Matt), I only give the orders
What race are you :: SWF in desperate need of spare change

Comments:
La dee da...I love this page! It's very refreshing. Of course destroying all of humanity would also get rid of Brenda Risner--therefore an even better reason to do so. Stupid bitch! I had a little trouble with the toxic waste part...I mean there IS Ham urger Helper to choose from. You should add "How many hours a day do you spend online seeking cybersex" to the bathroom wall questions and see how many 35 year old married men show up! Remember everyone--Manual SUCKS!
Editors note : Thanks Nora.
Philip Yu - 08/13/97 00:38:26
My Email:victor@etown.net
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: You seem to be the only logical candidate out there...
Your experience with Jello :: It helped me to remember a lot of mostly trivial things, but hey...that's me, I am a forgetful one...
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Never did have much of a liking for it, myself
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Ever since that little kid caught that home run ball in the '96 World Series (Jeffrey whatsisname), I think it would be fitting for him to go down with the rest of the bunch...hee hee! ;) Basically I wan to see him and everyone else to get their just desserts!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I pledge my allegiance to you, and only you, in whatever interests you wish to pursue...I think it's enough
What race are you :: Race, shmace...who cares?

Comments:
What else is there to say? This is a most underrated page, and is deserving of a little more respect. (look at the counter) Long may you run. ;)
Editors note : Thank you, come again, I give you fries with that next time!
Lyn Malireck - 08/09/97 19:47:29
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SoHo/8759/main.html
My Email:SpriteGirI@aol.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Uhh.. No.
Your experience with Jello :: Jiiggly.
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: No thanks.
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: I don't want to destroy ALL of it..
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: When hell freezes over and the devil gives free sleigh rides, honey...
What race are you :: Sprite (not the drink, darnit!)

Comments:
Heehee.. INTERESTING page you have here.. I consider Leeta as a friend, but if you dislike her.. ::shrugs:: Ain't much I can do, yes?

Editors note : True, true.. but what can anybody do, hm? I mean.. Nostradamus predicted it all.. (I'm sure it's in there somewhere)

Cristalena - 08/09/97 05:45:08
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ks/nin420
My Email:nin420@deathsdoor.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: umm...coz you are kewl??!!
Your experience with Jello :: it attacked me in my sleep
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: ummm...I am currently in between brands at the moment
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: coz this world sux
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: umm...sure, I guess
What race are you :: you know, that one....

Comments:
"hey wanna chat??" *laugh* umm...kewl page...now, go sign my guestbook!! *smile* maybe I'll see ya around Alamak...bye

Editors Note : Hi ho! I will! Lali ho!

Pam, the one and only!!! - 08/08/97 12:57:36
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~SisterSaturn/index.html
My Email:saturn99@hotmail.com
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: God? Hey, I think _I_ should be selected as God! (Nothing 'gainst you.)
Your experience with Jello :: Eww...that crap in the cafeteria...it's alive, ALIVE!!!
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: Uh...I don't, even though most of humanity deserves it....
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: I pledge to support this guy for the rest of eternity, so on, et cetera, blah blah blah....and a partredge in a pear treeeeee!!!
What race are you :: Does it matter?

Comments:
Nef! It's meee! 'Bout time I signed this thing....STRANGEST guest book I've EVER seen!

Editors note : Yeah.. ain't it cool?

Chatty : ) - 07/18/97 22:02:26
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Athens/Delphi/6376/forum.html
My Email:chattoo@usa.net
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Cuz no one else wants to have that much responsibility...
Your experience with Jello :: I dropped some on the floor and I forgot to clean it up...I slipped on it and busted my butt...
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: Hi-C...that stuff ain't juice...
Why you want to destroy all of humanity :: So felines can rule...
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted slave (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it for humanity) :: YES!!!
What race are you :: I am a haitian-american feline...heh

Comments:
When Neflite becomes supreme ruler, me and my cats will overthrow him and feed on his internal organs...*L*...Oh yeah...this page is pretty cool...pe@ce out...cub scouts...CHATTY's in da house fo da '97...act like ya know...

Editors Note : I'll have to, cuz I don't understand a word of that.


Neflite - 07/18/97 16:57:13
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SiliconValley/Park/3114
My Email:neflite@thepoint.net
Reason you think I should be unanimously selected God :: Because I wholly deserve it!
Your experience with Jello :: It is the mac daddy supplement of the nineties! Hell, of EVERY ra!
Your favorite brand of toxic waste (be specific!) :: The glowing purple ones... (WD-40)
Why you want to destroy all fo humanity :: Cuz that way it's easier to rule!
Your pledge to devote your life to being my ever-devoted sla e (this is just lawyer stuff, sign it and the American Ox foundation will donate 5 dollars torwards cancer) :: Hell yes!
What race are you :: Ah ah ah, that is a secret!

Comments:
Heh heh heh like it so far chumps?