: >  Man probiere auf einem Unix-Account aus:
: >  
: \(-
(-: command not found

: ar m God	und
: scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D


  % make fire
  Make:  Don't know how to make fire.  Stop.
  
  % why not?
  No match.

  % gotta light?
  No match.
  
  % !1984
  1984: Event not found.                  # (on some systems)
  
  % How's my lovemaking?
  Unmatched '.

  % "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
  Unmatched ".
  
  % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
  Missing ].
  
  % [Where is my brain?
  Missing ].

  % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
  Modifier failed.
  
  % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
  Too many ('s.
  
  % man: why did you get a divorce?
  man:: Too many arguments.
  
  % %blow
  %blow: No such job.
  
  % \(-
  (-: Command not found.
  
  % sh
  $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
  no sense in pretending!
  
  $ mkdir matter; cat >matter
  matter: cannot create
  
  % cd /tmp
  % touch this; chmod 000 this
  % ln -s /usr/bin/touch U
  % U this
  U: cannot touch this: no write permission

  % rm meese-ethics
  rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

  % ar m God
  ar: God does not exist

  % make love
  Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

  % sleep with me
  bad character

  % ^What is saccharine?
  Bad substitute.

  % drink <bottle; opener
  bottle: cannot open
  opener: not found

  % alias alias alias
  alias: Too dangerous to alias that.

  % cat catfood
  cat: cannot open catfood

  % cat "food in cans"
  cat: can't open food in cans
 
  % nice man woman
  No manual entry for woman.

  % man pussy
  No manual entry for pussy.
 
  % rm God
  rm: God nonexistent
 
  % ar r God
  ar: creating God
 
  % Unmatched ".
  Unmatched ".
 
  % write desert
  desert is not logged on.

  % man you
  No manual entry for you.

  % !bluemoon
  bluemoon: Event not found.

  % scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
  "Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found

  % cat 'the can of tuna'
  cat: cannot open the can of tuna

  % rm Quayle-brains
  rm: Quayle-brains nonexistent

  % cat "door: paws too slippery"
  cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery

* % look into "my eyes"
* look: cannot open my eyes
  
  % lost
  lost: not found
  
  % make war
  Make:  Don't know how to make war.  Stop.
  
  % mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages
  yellow_pages: Is a directory
  
  %touch me
  %chmod 000 me
  %touch me
  touch: cannot touch me: permission denied
  
  % ar x "my love life"
  ar: my love life does not exist
  
  % ar x "matey, the treasure"
  ar: matey, the tresure does not exist
  
  
  % talk Gorvachev@Kremlin
  talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.
  
  % talk Comrade Khruchev
  [Your party is not logged on]
  
  make "bottle open"
  make "heads or tails of all this"
  make love
  make mistake
  make sense
  man woman
  man -kisses dog


% man: Why did you leave your wife?
man:: too many arguments

%who is God?
%harrison@sun.lclark.edu


  Note that the '%' prompt indicates the C shell, while the '$' prompt
  indicates the Bourne shell.  Go ahead and try some ...
  
  $ ar x God
  ar: God does not exist
  
  $ cat "door: paws too slippery"
  cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery
  
  $ cat "food in tin cans"
  cat: cannot open food in tin cans
  
  $ lost
  lost: not found
  
  $ make love
  Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.
  
  $ make war
  Make:  Don't know how to make war.  Stop.
  
  $ rm God
  rm: God nonexistent
  
  % gotta light?
  No match.
  
  % mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages
  yellow_pages: Is a directory
  
  % !1984
  1984: Event not found.                  # (on some systems)
  
  % rm meese-ethics
  rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
  
  % ar m God
  ar: God does not exist
  
  % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
  Unmatched ".
  
  % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
  Missing ].
  
  % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
  Modifier failed.
  
  
  % sleep with me
  bad character
  
  
  % man: why did you get a divorce?
  man:: Too many arguments.
  
  % ^What is saccharine?
  Bad substitute.
  
  % %blow
  %blow: No such job.
  
  % \(-
  (-: Command not found.
  
  % sh
  
  $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
  no sense in pretending!
  
  $ drink <bottle; opener
  bottle: cannot open
  opener: not found
  
  $ mkdir matter; cat >matter
  matter: cannot create
  What ->
  
  
  >%touch me
  >%chmod 000 me
  >%touch me
  >touch: cannot touch me: permission denied
  
  Slightly enhanced version:
  
  % cd /tmp
  % touch this; chmod 000 this
  % ln -s /usr/bin/touch U
  % U this
  U: cannot touch this: no write permission
  
  $ ar x "my love life"
  ar: my love life does not exist
  
  $ ar x "matey, the treasure"
  ar: matey, the tresure does not exist
  
  
  $ talk Gorvachev@Kremlin
  talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.
  
  $ talk Comrade Khruchev
  [Your party is not logged on]
  
  make "bottle open"
  make "heads or tails of all this"
  make love
  make mistake
  make sense
  
  man woman
  man -kisses dog
  ==  


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