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• International News
  WHO CONTAMENATED TO SWUDDLE WELL? Mike(coming soon)
  IS THE DISMEMBERED TELETUBBIE STILL ALIVE??? UPDATED
  Scrotum's Glass Eye: Myth or Reality Brian  (12/12/2000)
  Russian Leaders Predict Slaughter of Giant Hungarian Crap-whores Updated 12/12/2000

Beware the Goat:Are Our Children at Risk??? Brian

• National News