SMYLIE'S STORY

One day Smylie drove crawled ran tumbled took the bus prepelled himself by farting to the bathroom a strip joint a drug store a police station a sewer an elephant's freckle because he was looking for searching for humping a in need of getting killed by running from a little tiny gay cowboy dead chicken with feces on its head freckle doghumper mutalated teletubbie evil cracker .  When he thought all hope of his sanity of his money of his lard was lost he turned around licked a fire place handled some acorns grew a beard pooped on himself and saw god a teletubbie a dead platypus a hairy ogre his mom a curdled baby .  He knew it was time to use plan B a unconsceous hippo willy wonka some chicken soup a piece of paper to try and slay kill hump fight slaughter buttkick the evil chicken's rabbit's sloth's tree's monkey's reproductive organ glass eye bandana physics homework string cheese apprentence Then Smylie went and found A OLD TIRE his girlfriend(jessie) a old man a piece of lint a burnt piece of lard a cow and then he licked swallowed kicked pooped out urinated a dipshit. a shithole. an armpit. a hat. a one-eyed hungarian crap-whore. After he got tired of licking feeling bitting slapping poking himself jessie a dead cat a piece of donkey liver he decided to run around in circles eat dog feces hump a cow stick a fork up his ass poke his eye until he puked. farted. turned into a homosexual. pissed on a rat. dismembered himself.