Sunday, March 31, 2002
Someone famous, or somewhat famous, or perhaps not famous at all, is attributed with the following quote: "There are two types of people in the world: those who see the glass as half full, and those who see it as half empty."

I'm more the kind of guy who looks at the glass and says, "Hey, I ordered a cheesburger!"

My latest fun-filled craze is Googlewhacking, and yes, I am aware of all the masturbatory humour associated with this name. Please don't waste my time. I've had my fill of the "Master Debater" joke too.

• Changed all the buttons on the side menu. Hope everyone can still read them.
• Added a couple of new links: Vapid Movie Reviews, Stupid Links, Tiresome Backgammon, and Humdrum Booklog. Very little content yet, I'm sorry to say.
• Completed almost the entire section of my Humdrum Booklog!
• Tried to write a story called Grimace, P.I. that went nowhere. And not the nowhere my regular Boring Stories go, either.