I awoke to a bathtub of ice and me inside it. My liver was gone and there was a note on the sink that also said I was missing a leg. "Well thats why I couldn't stand up," I said. I had made a deal with the Chinese mafia and now I had paid the price.... The full price......... They rule the dry cleaning joints with a little yellow fist you know. Although they still had taken somethings I needed to live I still had my soap on a rope.

A message from the good people at Kinko's.......

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