In the struggle between
Sniffing and blowing,
I much prefer sniffing.

'Cause, like, there's
This one girl in my calc class,
And she blows her nose a lot.

I mean a LOT. And it
Makes these horrible dry
Squeaking honking sounds.

As if the sound of the heavy
Machinery right outside, a
Few yards away wasn't bad enough,

And right in the middle
Of a test, no less, tearing
Up concrete and whatnot.

So it's always some
Damn thing, noses or
Jackhammers. It's BS.

So I prefer sniffing,
Which is significantly quieter,
And doesn't piss me off so much.

That or wiping, which is
Almost perfectly silent,
If slightly unpleasant.

It only works sometimes, though.
So it'd be best if people would
Leave their fraggin' head colds at home.

Dammit. Ass.