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MAN I hate you people,
So very very much.
Not a day goes by that
I don't pray to empty skies
That I might feel the warmth
Of Death's sweet embrace.

But no, I'm stuck in this
Tiny little world, full of
People I don't like,
Whose collective stink
Gathers up and really
Ruins everything.

And don't give me that suicide
BS, 'cause I don't want to end up
In some pissing forest, having
Egotistical Italian poets breaking
My limbs and asking me about
How miserable I am, dammit.

I'm talking about sudden death,
Thermonuclear explosions,
Or being struck by lightning
In the middle of a sword fight
With the embodiment of evil
On the roof of the tallest building.

Or something like that.
Something interesting, or at
Least dignified. Stupid
Accidents are out. Being hit by
A bus or going down with a ship
are out. That's stupid crap.

Preferably I would wish
That all of you would go too,
But beggars can't be choosers.
I'm not going to be real picky.
I can go, or you, or both.
Doesn't matter. I'm no jerk like that.

The only problem is that my friends
Would be left behind, so I guess I'd
Have to wish for them to be offed,
But I don't think they'd
Appreciate that sentiment much.
So...I'll be quiet now.

But you still suck. Dig it.
And I swear that commercial
Sounds like it's saying
"Happycake, you got it."
I don't know what I got
Besides DISGUST for schtuff.

But...whatever. Now piss off.

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