CONTENTS

SIMON'S VENTURE ONTO THE WEB

CONTENTS

DONKEY OF THE MONTH

AUGUST-DECEMBER EDITION

Simon's Farewell

NEWS

The time has come for me to leave.  Do not despair however, as I'll be back with a brand new bumper edition in December when one returns for a short period.  All the usual has been updated - the usual daftness, silliness and tomfoolery.

I have decided, as it's a special edition, to create a page with some of my poems.  I am not going to put the most personal ones on, of course, but the most thoughtful and meaningful ones make the list.  Something different and I hope you enjoy them.  GO......

More unbelievable however is the receipt of our very first complaint (we do not take the countless number of pointless complaints made by Lee Foxall into account).  We are astonished, but we respect all legitimate complaints and the appropriate material has hence been removed.  We apologise for any distress, upset or deaths.

NEW PAGES

SIMON'S POETIC JUSTICE

RUBBER BAND RECORDINGS

THE TAKI INOUE ACCIDENT 1995

THE MARK PALIN PAGE

 

COMEDY SOUNDS PAGE

YOKO ONO'S REVOLVER LESSONS

A ROUGH GUIDE TO INDIA (by George Harrison)

CONTENTS PAGE (for your convenience/nostalgia) - coming soon/under construction

 

UPDATED PAGES

INANE FACTS

THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERCOW

A PAGE WITH AN INSULT

THE MARVIN GAYE RUMOUR GRAPEVINE

COMEDY ANECDOTES PAGE

RUBBER BAND PAGE

MEDICS

 

 

 

 

 

TC Have Fondled This Site
 

THE GUESTBOOK

Rubber Band

Simon's Poetic Justice - Collection of original poems

 

The Beatles Bit - John Lennon had a beard



The Adventures of Supercow
Will Supercow save the world from quadriplegic terrorists?

The Marvin Gaye Rumour Grapevine

 

COCK

COMEDY ANECDOTES PAGE
THE RUBBER BAND
FLEETWOOD MAC EXPLAINED
HARDCORE HEROES PAGE
THE MARK PALIN PAGE
DANNY HARPER: THE HARDCORE HERO
COMEDY SOUNDS PAGE

I HATE CHRIS TARRANT

BOND, JAMES BOND

LOOK A LIKES

A QUIZ

A PAGE WITH AN INSULT

A VIEW TO A KILL
YOKO ONO'S REVOLVER LESSONS

 THE LEE FOXALL JIGSAW

My Likes

Inane Facts

My Hates

The Story Of Life

CHAMPIONSHIP MANAGER TALES

Medics - get a great insight into the lives of medics

THE KEVIN KEEGAN TACTICAL MASTERCLASS

 

B-Celebrity Database - Click with care

 

DURAN DURAN: THE INSIGHT

 

A ROUGH GUIDE TO INDIA - by George Harrison

THE DARTS NIGHT I

CLICK TO SEE 'LEE FOXALL:  THE MOVIE'

OLD DONKEYS

DO YOU LIKE MUSIC?

 

SIGN MY GUEST BOOK

How to use colours, images, hyperlinks etc in guest book messages.

 

by hook or by crook, I'll be last in this book - John Lennon

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