A ROUGH GUIDE TO INDIA
By George Harrison
MISSION STATEMENT
On a more serious note, and being a huge fan of the Beatles, I am sad to hear the news of the perhaps terminality of George Harrison's current illness. I would therefore wish to remark that all material below is the best possible taste.
INDIA
Open your mind to place you have never been. Whooaa man, the lights are groovy. This LSD is really cool. India is a place with a lot of people. Therefore LSD is plentiful. Another bonus is that there are very few knife-wielding maniacs too, which really makes a difference to paranoid types like me. Being up in the Himalayas I feel closer to John and Rod Hull, Rod especially.
Me and Rod go back a long way. We had some great times. When I was in the Beatles (that was a small bad I was in, nothing big) we drugged Ringo for a laugh, but he became severely ill and started convulsing and wetting himself etc. That meant we needed a stand in, so I asked Rod to do it. Nobody noticed.
Hare Krishna and piss off