Rumour Just In

Kevin Racey/Kline has been seen with a human female.  This wipes out rampant rumours that he was on the other bus, so to (Chris) speak.  She is said to have a long, brown body with no arms.  Her head is very large, green in summer, but sheds it's skin in Autumn.  When asked about the lack of limbs, Kevin replied.

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Rumour Of The Month

It's true.  Stephen Bartlett really is David Duchovney in drag.  According to his sister, Danielle Harper, he changes into his remarkable cover at weekends.  This has also sparked rumours of filthy incest between Stevie Weevie and Danielle, along with Paley Whaley. 

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It has been suggested by unnamed parties that a certain Mr. Gatley looks remarkably like a certain afro haired musician (pictured below), who will remain unnamed for legal reasons.  Now it's not for the Marvin Gaye Rumour grape vine to say if this is true or not, but it would seem that these unnamed parties are just jealous that Daniel shares such a heritage with a classic singer.

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Simon Smith the almighty creator of all things www.viewkill.co.uk has been seen having wild rampant sex with several members of Padgate House, it is a well know fact that Simon has a thing for older women, I sight Blackpool as an example, but all night orgies with 90 year old women is just unacceptable.  In my humble opinion we should hang Simon by his earlobe off the side of Blackpool tower, prodding him with large Poo "Jenny Riley" covered metal rods.

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Joshua Aghanian has been rumoured to be making love to Homer Jay Simpson, Mrs. Chuck.

Christopher Speak has beaten Mr. Kitson to a bloody pulp after they both claimed to be the 900th person on this unparalleled website.