YOKO ONO'S REVOLVER LESSONS
As you all know, my hussband wass shot in de bak. The murderrerr wass Mark/Lee Chapman, and iss now in jail, serving chips to fat chimps.
Arrrgh, but de sad fact iss that Mr. Chapman fired five shots at John, but only fourr hit him. As I am a gunshot exxpertt, this iss pathetic. I shall thuss teach you how to shoot a person properly from closse range.
1) Don't kill a very talenteed megastar, like John. Make sure it's a worthless bum (i.e. George Harrison).
2) For added ee-fect, shoot me in the breast(s), thus:
(a) Internally injuring me to a point wheere blood splurts from my anus;
(b) Giving me severe pain, due to nipple discharge.