Welcome to my page of quotes. They include the best quotes I've collected over the past little while. Take a look, and tell me what you think. Feel free to e-mail me with any of your favourites, and perhaps I'll put them on here too.


--- If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it - Hobbes

--- The Little League World Series has started...It's just like the Major League World Series, except the players are smaller and more mature.-Conan O'Brian

--- The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success - Elliot Carver

--- Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus ---> Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks.

--- A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H. L. Mencken

--- When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal. - Richard M. Nixon

--- It is not enough to succeed; others must fail. - Gore Vidal (and even he's kissed more boys than I ever will)

--- I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

--- You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. - James Thurber

--- It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

--- One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged. - Heinrich Heine

--- The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E. Hubbard

--- A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austin

--- A painting in a museum probably hears more foolish remarks than anything else in the world. - Edmond & Jules Goncourt

--- Advice is like kissing. It costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H. W. Shaw

--- Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though sometimes it is hard to realize this. - Henry Ford

--- Stoop and you'll get stepped on, stand tall and you'll be shot at. - Carlos A. Urbizo

--- He is very imprudent, a dog; he never makes it his business to inquire whether you are in the right or the wrong, never asks whether you are rich or poor, silly or wise, sinner or saint. You are his pal. That is enough for him.- Jerome K.Jerome (1859-1927)

--- The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary, men alone are quite capable of every wickedness. - Joseph Conrad (1857-1934)

--- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. - Groucho [Julius Henry] Marx