HUMOR


I have hundreds of these, and I'm adding more when time permits. Check back every now and then for more!
I came up with a batch file that automates the process of creating all the files and modifying the HTML for this, so I should be able to add more faster now, but the new technique relies on using lots of comments (thanks to MS-DOS echo not being able to echo > characters without enclosing them in quotes, which also go to the file). I've tested the new HTML in IE and Netscape and both work fine. If you have any problems, let me know.

New Feature!
I have lots of unusual devices I've attached to the web so that people around the world can monitor their output. You can see these devices here.

Pumpkin Love
Bill Clinton Jokes
Dumping women in the 90's
CDC Warning
The British are Better
Office Prayer
Viagra
Math for the Real World
Bill and Hillary
Clinton's Defense
The Surgery
Happy People
Coping with Stress
They Died in the Service
Cows from Wisconsin
A Close Shave
Truth in Marriage
Dog Joke
Not Enough to Do At Work
Bad Email Addresses
Virtual Breasts
Collection of Quotes
Father Nature
Don't Drink and Fly
Drunken Scot
Vodka
More Clinton Jokes
What Wives Should Know
Random Jokes
Football Season
Blondes Get Revenge
Random Things
The Memo We Never Saw
A Desert Island
Random Jokes
My Daily Attitude
Dumb Computer
The Sandals of Love
Ole and Lena
Musings on the Y2K Issue
She Said, He Heard
The Hunter
The Goat
The 90's Princess
Gotcha!
Visiting St. Peter
A Blonde Kidnapper
In a Balloon
Late Night Driving
Gunnysacks
Shopping at Wal-Mart
A Dog's Life
Actual "Dear Abby" Excerpts
Sacrifices for Love
The Date
Tee Time
The Blonde's Diet
Magic Elevator
Lewinsky Limericks
Hallmark cards you won't see
Male and Female
Alcohol Warnings
Too Old to Breast Feed
L.A. Math Exam
Becoming Catholic
Somewhere in America
Eight Dating Rules
Are you a manager?
Sex Jokes
Personal Ad Helpers
Out Golfing
Lent
A Heartwarming Story
HEARD YA COMING!
ALL THE EQUIPMENT
DAMNED WIVES
RANDOM PERVERSE JOKES
SATAN IN THE CHURCH
JOB DESCRIPTION
WAGER
THE SICK IRISHMAN
THE GENIE IN THE LAMP
POINTS TO PONDER
TWO WHAT?
LETTERS TO LANDLORDS
DROWNED
UNCLE TED
FAMILY VALUES
MONKEY SEE MONKEY EAT
QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD
THE COP AND THE KID
HILLS HALLOWEEN HUMOR
YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE HERE WHEN...
THE TRAIN RIDE
SON-IN-LAW
PUMPKIN
THE DEATH OF A COWBOY
THE BEST DETERRANT
OF PIGS AND PERSONALITIES
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
A BAR JOKE
RANDOM HUMOR
BJ ETIQUETTE
THE PENGUIN
TEXAS LIFE-SAVING
MISC THANKSGIVING JOKES
AFTER VENTURA WAS ELECTED...
WHAT YOU SAY AND WHAT YOU MEAN
AIRLINE PA ANNOUNCEMENTS
LIFE ON THE FARM
A DOG'S LIFE
ALL ABOUT GHANDI
THE MANEUVER
WHAT THE PERFECT WOMAN WOULD SAY

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