NOT ENOUGH TO DO AT WORK
>Eight signs you have nothing to do at work... > >1. You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 1998 > >2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces >images of Elvis. > >3. You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island. > >4. You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before >the inevitable explosion occurs. > >5. People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling. > >6. No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now scan and >enhance it with Photoshop. > >7. You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all > seven Dwarfs. > >8. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and >General White-Out has called for reinforcements.