BILL CLINTON JOKES
>> OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF >> >> Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill >> Clinton. >> The Dodge Draft will begin production in Canada this year. >> >> When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he >> replied, >> "I don't know. I never had one." >> >> If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river, and you >> had a >> choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning >> photograph, >> what shutter speed would you use? >> >> Chelsea asked her dad, "Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a >> time...'?" >> Bill Clinton replied, "No. Some begin with 'After I'm elected...'" >> >> Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be >> president. >> So far, half of her prayer has been answered. >> >> The American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle," >> because he is so full of shit that he can't fly. >> >> Isn't putting Bill Clinton in charge of a trust fund as insane as >> putting >> in a draft-dodger as Commander in Chief? >> >> Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest >> leaders: >> Integrity, vision, and wisdom. >> >> Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia >> are >> just like kids everywhere else." >> >> Clinton is doing the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly (The >> Three >> Stooges)