VODKA
>> > > > A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a >> bottle >> > > > laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. >> The >> > > > Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will >> grant >> you>> > >> > > > one wish, anything you want." >> > > >>> > > > The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking >> vodka." >> > > > Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I >> want,so >> > make >> > > > me piss vodka." >> > > > >> > > > The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he >> gets a >> > > > glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the >> glass and >> > > > it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells >> like >> > > > vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever >> > tasted. >> > > > The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" >> She >> > > > comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass >> out >> of >> > > > the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is >> vodka. >> > > > Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the >> best >> > > > vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night. >> > > > >> > > > The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his >> wife to >> > > get >> > > > two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two >> > > > glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the >> couple >> >>> > > > drink until the sun comes up. >> > > > >> > > > Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells >> his >> > > > wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will >> drink >> > > > vodka." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on >> the >> > > > table. >> > > > >> > > > The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his >> wife >> > > > asks him, "But Boris, why do we need only one glass?" >> > > >>> > > > Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you >> drink >> > > > from the bottle."