MORE CLINTON JOKES
>> Did you know that Bill Clinton is considering changing >> the Democratic seal from a donkey to a condom, because >> it represents inflation, halts production, and gives >> you a false sense of security while you are being >> screwed? >> >> * * * * * >> >> Bill Gates is in town (New York) showing all the >> computer executives how well Windows 98 works. But >> computer executives say that Windows 98 goes down so >> much they are thinking about renaming it MONICA 98 >> >> * * * * * >> >> It seems the big new game to play at the White >> House is SWALLOW THE LEADER! >> >> **** >> In Kennedy's time we had Camelot. In Clinton's we >> have CAME-A-LOT. >> >> **** >> Arkansas is very proud of Clinton. All these women >> coming forward, and not one of them is his sister! >> >> **** >> Q. What is the difference between George >> Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton? >> A. Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't >> tell the truth, and Clinton doesn't know the >> difference! >> >> * * * * * * >> >> President Clinton has decided to recruit interns from >> only four colleges: >> >> Moorehead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young. >> >> * * * * * * >> >> The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains >> found on Monica's dress: >> "Presidue"