FOOTBALL SEASON
>> > Two boys are playing football in Powderhorn Park, >> > when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking >> > quickly, the other boy rips off a board from the nearby >> > fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the >> dog's >> > neck. >> > A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and >> > rushes over to interview the boy. >> > "Young Minnesota Vikings Fan Saves Friend From >> > Vicious Animal Attack", he starts writing in his notebook. >> > "But I'm not a Vikings fan", the little hero replied. >> > "Sorry, since we are in Minneapolis, I just assumed you >> > were." said the reporter and starts again. >> > "Tampa Bay Bucs' Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific >> > Attack", he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a >> > Bucs fan either", the boy said. "I assumed everyone in >> > Minneapolis was either for the Vikings or Tony Dungy's >> > Bucs. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm >> > a Packers fan." the child said. >> > The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and >> > writes, "Little Redneck Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."